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November 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Return To The City

The music festival was good, and a quick dip in a convenient pond got the worst of the muddy ordure off, afterwards. But the clothing? A hopeless case. Way too nasty to wear again. So it’s time for the naked hitchhike back to the city!

nude hippy naked hitchhiking after Woodstock or another music festival

The image, ironically, is from this 1971 magazine ad for clothing.

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November 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Trimming Bettie’s Kitty

This rare-ish photo of the iconic pinup model Bettie Page getting her pubic hair trimmed by a helpful photographer seems not to exist on the web in a sharper/better/bigger scan. Which is a pity:

pussy hair trimming for betty page

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November 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

“Her Holes Get Better With Age”

Wait. No. I mean, it’s probably true, but you can’t print that in the newspaper. What? We accidentally did? Fuck. Issue a correction…

newspaper headline typo says Julia Roberts has holes that get better with age

Poor Julia Roberts. Roles. Her roles get better with age. Yeah, that too.

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November 13th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Give Her The Condiment Treatment

Medical fetish and a messy/splosh food fetish in the same photo? Somebody out there combines those kinks and will be very happy to see this:

naked girl with a spread pussy, an iv in her arm, and a hospital doctor assiduously smearing mayonnaise on her tits

From a “Mayo Clinic” gag in the same Hustler I credited yesterday.

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November 12th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Learn While You Teach

This hands-on sex education session seemed to be going very well until the instructor said “Hang on a minute, just let me check something in the teacher’s manual…”

teaching sex education the old fashioned personal hands on way

Photo is from a jokey squib about remedial sex ed in the August 1989 issue of Hustler.

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November 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

And The Spunk Did Fly!

I believe our man owes Mistress Katy another pair of nice lace stockings, in addition to whatever else he may owe her:

man with his pecker in his hand just sent flying jizz all over femdom dominatrix Mistress Katy and her lovely lace stockings hose and lingerie

Photo is said to be from the Young Goddess femdom site that went defunct in 2011.

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November 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Hummer In The Subway

At certain off-peak hours, you get long gaps between trains. There’s plenty of time for a skilled professional who knows where the gaps in the camera coverage are:

sex worker with her ass out giving a public blowjob in the Paris metro

Artwork is by Tonton Ficelle.

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