January 29th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Whoopsie! Maybe Knock Next Time?
Seriously, who barges through a bedroom door at all, much less when there are energetic sex noises coming from the other side of it?
Artwork is by Temon.
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January 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Plastic Pussy, Wielded With Love
Far be it from me to pick on anybody for their bedroom hobbies. These parties seem to be enjoying the moment, and who am I, et cetera. But there’s an argument to be made, I think, that we sometimes go too far in letting our personal relationships get intermediated by technology. Which is to say, is the Fleshlight truly needed for this job? The lady is right there:
I believe the performer is Molly Manson and the .gif animation was made from a widely-circulated clip called “Pocket Pussy”.
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January 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Gay With Midol
I am old enough, just barely, to remember a time when there were elders and Middle-Americans so innocent that they still used the word “gay” in its “happy, joyous” sense. But not, boldly and extravagantly, in print:
I found the vintage advertisement so cheerfully proclaiming Sally’s transformation in the pages of Redbook, specifically the July 1958 issue.
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January 22nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Satanists And Luciferiens
Who knew that black masses were so well-designed?
Artwork is from the cover of a book by Jehan Sylvius: Messes noires, satanistes et lucifériens (Paris, Editions de Lutèce, 1929). Of course Jehan Sylvius is pseudonym; the actual author is said to be one E. Gengenbach, who may have developed a serious butt-hurt about his Catholic religion after having been chucked out of the seminary of Saint-Dié in 1924, after having gone over the walls one night to enjoy the charms of certain actress in Paris. The cover art appears to be signed “Matutano”.
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January 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
We Want Smaller Towels!
There’s an argument to be made against the modern trend to replace old-fashioned bath towels with full-body blanket-sized luxury terrycloth wraps. I mean, sure, they’re luxurious to use, yeah, obviously. But their ubiquity could be seen as a crime against the lustful male gaze, which might otherwise still get to enjoy sights like these:
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January 18th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
A Dick Full Of Spray Foam, Whoopsie!
Via Gizmodo and Urology Case Reports comes a novel “foreign body sexual mishap” report. Remember that people always lie about these things (“I slipped in my garage while naked and fell on my toolbox and that’s how the pipe wrench got up my ass”) so we should perhaps not take at face value the patient-report parts of this story. As the story goes, though, it appears that old boy was in the habit of having his partner insert small cylindrical objects from around the house (plastic straws and such, not proper urethral sounding toys) into his dick to help with erectile function and cock stiffness. They just happened to use the straw from a can of spray foam while leaving the can attached, when the partner “inadvertently” pressed the button, leading to a bladder and urethra full of foam. Then, of course, they waited weeks before going in for the inevitable surgical removal:
We are permitted to wonder, I think, whether the foam injection was actually deliberate, even if very unwise. But that’s not how Gizmodo tells the story:
A man and his partner’s attempt at a treatment for erectile dysfunction went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a recent case report, they detail how his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into the man’s penis and bladder while a straw connected to the spray had been inserted into his urethra.
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The 45-year-old man had been inserting various objects into his urethra for some time as an aid for erectile dysfunction. During one such occasion, he and his partner had decided to use a straw attached to a can of weatherproofing spray, when the partner “inadvertently pressed the button deploying the foam.” The foam then shot through his entire urethra, even filling up his bladder. The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room, during which time he increasingly had difficulty urinating and urinating blood when he did.
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While doctors were able to remove the foam from his bladder with relative ease, his condition meant that they couldn’t fish out the rest from his penis with minimal endoscopic surgery. Instead, they had to cut him open through his perineum (the skin between the penis and anus, also known as the taint).
Ouch.
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January 16th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
