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December 9th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

She’s Gonna Scrub YOU Next

What? You mean, your sexy wife doesn’t scrub the kitchen floor on her knees? Wearing her rattiest fishnet stockings, with her tits hanging out of her shirt? You totally lost out in the wife-lottery, dude!

angry looking housewife cleans kitchen floor on her knees topless and in fishnets

Except… one little detail. That look on her face. The one that says “OK, ass hole. I make sexy picture for you. But later, I glue you dick to leg.”

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December 7th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

“Awakening To The Immutable Laws Of Nature”

What’s going on with these naked castaways? They’re the stars of a strange little bit of pseudo-porn (probably very wholesome, just with lurid marketing) from more than a century ago, courtesy of the March 1917 issue of Metropolitan magazine:

nude castaways discovery young love on a deserted island

Our naked couple are the hero and heroine of a story being distributed as a magazine subscription promotion, per this advertisement:

Two young people, a girl and a boy shipwrecked in infancy on a desert island, do not meet until they are twenty years old. Previous to having met, neither had ever seen a human being before. Naturally, their modes of living are extremely primitive and in a daring story Morgan Robertson tells of their awakening to the immutable laws of Nature. It’s an idyll of young love…

“But what if we took the story of Adam and Eve, made it all modern with castaways on a desert island, and sold it like it was a dirty story?”

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December 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Diligent Blowjob Practice

If you want to be known for a skill, you have to practice that skill. It only makes sense!

diligent young woman practices dildo sucking so she can be a famous bj queen

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December 4th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Have Some Candy…

What do you do when a woman offers you some candy? Well, first you take some and eat it, thanking her appropriately. And then? Well, use your imagination, boy!

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December 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Male Chauvinist Pig, Captured By A Dance

I don’t see how old Bertie here is actually much of a catch, being such a dismissive male chauvinist and all. Nonetheless our flapperish heroine seems to have captured him fair and square, by the old trick of getting inside his defenses and upsetting his preconceived notions:

romance poem about a fateful dance

Artwork and poem are from an August 1932 issue of Love Story Magazine, which was a nicely-designed romance pulp. The poem reads:

The Dance
By Bert Cooksley

Girls were pretty things, I said,
But only made for fairest weather;
Like orchids, they were quickly fled–
And then, my dear, we danced together.

Love, I said, was sweet and fair.
But all too closely like a feather.
Helpless in the rainy air–
And then, my sweet, we danced together.

Marriage was, I said, a yoke,
A subtle and all-binding tether
Making liberty a joke–
And then, my love, we danced together!

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December 1st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Sexual Practices In Sweden

All I have is the movie poster for Normal And Abnormal: Sexual Practices In Sweden. What’s abnormal on this poster? Nothing that I can see:

swedish sexploitation movie

IMDB has little to tell us about this movie except a date (1970) and a user review suggesting the movie is neither interesting nor meritorious.

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November 28th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Industrial Archeology And Anal Sex

She thought they were going on an urban-exploration industrial-archeology date. She even brought her pistol in case they needed to shoot at mutant rats. He, on the other hand, had an anal sex hookup in mind. He may not get a second date, but he’s enjoying this one:

anal sex in public no lube

Artwork is by Harmonist11.

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