June 2nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
My long experience with porn advertising sales puffery extends all the way back to the era of porn magazines with unsupportable lurid headlines sold at sleazy newsstands in shrink wrap. I don’t care how loudly the headline proclaims “EXXXPLICIT ANAL PENETRATION!!!”, there’s a good chance she’ll be bent over a couch and the magazine will show you nothing but a view of her astonished face. That’s how grim the porn scene used to be, back when explicit porn came mostly from Europe and didn’t sell for cheap.
Thus I do not mind sharing my untrusting reaction to a porn shoot calling itself “Filthy Young Harlots Blindfold Orgy”. How filthy can we count on them being? Are they even genuine harlots? Will there be blindfolds? Is it truly an orgy? You see, I have questions. Nevertheless, I genuinely want to extend my congratulations to the title-writer, because that’s a title that makes me want to learn more.
The shoot is by Harmony Fetish and is [update: was, but is no longer] available via Kink.com.
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May 31st, 2021 -- by Bacchus
I’m seeing this sentiment pop up quite a bit in my social media feeds. It’s not usually expressed quite so blatantly, but hey, sometimes it pays to advertise!
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May 29th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
I’m not saying this sign claims you can turn your life around by giving a lot of blowjobs. But I’m not not saying that, either:
I have a real hard time imagining what it’s like to live in the mind of someone for whom the phrase “get down on your knees” doesn’t carry any weight of double entendre, nor deliver even the least frisson of sexual energy.
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May 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
You may be used to thinking of those jelly-style male masturbation sleeves (like Fleshlights, only not) as a solo-use item, not optimized for partner play. If so, perhaps you just need a couple of visual counterexamples to stimulate your imagination?
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May 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Fans of Boris Karloff may enjoy this photo from Bondage Blog, showing his warm welcome to a lady friend who was unwise enough to accept his invitation to drop by for coffee:
Actually the photo is said to be from The Black Room (1935):
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May 24th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Bite your lip and hang on, because it’s strap-on time!
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May 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
I don’t know whether this ad in the back pages of the September 1959 Spree magazine was a complete ripoff, or if the “sensational” “daring” and “uncensored” photo collection on offer actually included something from the only real set of Sophia Loren topless photos ever made, for the one 1951 semi-nude movie scene that demanded it of her. My guess would be “ripoff” but we’ll never know now:
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