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May 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Caught While Virtual-Reality Masturbating

She was so lost in her virtual reality fantasy world — the swashbuckling shirtless pirate in there with the nine inch cock pushes all of her buttons — that she didn’t notice when the people she promised to go to dinner with opened the door to see if she was ready to go. She was, in fact, ready to “go” — so they got a great view her screaming, squirting orgasm!

caught masturbating with a VR visor on

Artist is Volcano (ぼるせん).

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May 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

speedboat sex -- red hair and freckles -- cum on her face

Because if you can’t spurt your jizz all over a freckle-faced redhead while zooming across a lake on an expensive speedboat, what’s the point of being rich?

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May 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

The Turkish Bath

turkish bath ingres

I’ve felt, sometimes, that people look askance when I post so-called “fine art” here on my lowbrow sex blog. But, you know, for a lot of years, it was the only porn you could find in respectable society. Don’t believe me? Then hear it from art critic Jerry Saltz, who writes:

I remember an art-history book where – when my parents weren’t home – I’d search for nudes. That was art to me. I once masturbated to Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres’s 1862 The Turkish Bath.

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May 13th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Young Lesbians: They Got A Room

A friend in their dorm saw them flirting and told them to “Get a room!” So, they did just that:

lesbians got a room

Artwork is from the cover of Learning Lesbian Secrets: Girls Loving Girls.

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May 12th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Lap Dance

She’s always happy to see him when he gets home! She can’t help leaping into his lap and making him prove that he missed her:

panties on lapdance

Another artifact from long-lost Tumblr.

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May 11th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Nobody Rides For Free, Blowjob Edition

Up through the 1960s and 1970s, it was still somewhat practical to travel the highways and byways of America by sticking out your thumb and hitchhiking. Although it was before my time, my understanding is that most trips were free. But for longer trips especially — say you were heading for the coast and caught a ride going all the way — there was an expectation that you’d kick in for gas. Or, lacking cash, you might share your drugs. Too, this was the era of so-called “free love.” Casual sex was still a thing, and it was not unheard of for an attractive young passenger to use sex to keep a sweet transportation deal going. I don’t know how often the “sex for miles” deal was stated explicitly, but it surely happened.

gas, grass, or cash

A few drivers made a joke of it. As a lapel pin or a bumper sticker or a license plate frame or a catchphrase, the line “Ass, cash, or grass: nobody rides for free” gained a lot of cultural currency. The libertarians had “There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch” and the disillusioned hippies had “Nobody rides for free.”

Perhaps that way of thinking explains these amateur blowjob photos from old lost Tumblrs. We may wonder if this buttoned-down library student in the floppy sun hat invited her khakis-with-a-cloth-belt driver into the grain fields beside the road for a quick suck, because he was making noise about dropping her at the next convenience store and she was hoping to ride with him for three more states. And this nervous-looking blonde? She’s on her knees by the guy’s open car door, in an alley. It’s the classic pose of busy high-volume streetwalkers, but our girl doesn’t look confident enough or bored enough for the role. More likely, she missed the last train out of the city, and the guy she was drinking with when the bar closed took a very transactional approach to her request for a late night ride home.

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May 10th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Spunky Bottom

Heh, it looks like somebody got a little too excited when he saw his girlfriend bent over and waiting for him:

brown bottom bent over and covered with sticky spots of splattered jizz

Photo came to me with an old-tumblr file name but no provenance. Just another severed artifact from a lost world…

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