March 21st, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Like most people these days I’m probably spending more time on Twitter than usual. Which means I find things. You’ll never guess what good things this tweeter is referencing:
Ideally you want them to be soft, warm, a little wet. Like most good things in this world that are not socks.
Read the Twitter thread to find out, especially if you’re hungry.
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March 20th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
The thing about living in a complex global economy is that when you put unusual pressures on it, you get unusual results:
side effect of COVID that was unexpected but shouldn’t have been
a price spike in stripper poles for home installation
Hey, it’s exercise and entertainment during quarantine or self-isolation, so why not?
Quoted text is from Dr Sarah Taber on Twitter.
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March 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
If the widespread attribution of this quote to Arturo Toscanini is true, he was a sensible man with a keen grasp of priorities:
When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.
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March 18th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
This is apparently what it looks like when you’ve established an unlimited platinum line of credit at your local brothel:
From Kinky Delight. The comic is signed “Miller”.
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March 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
As the saying goes, a man doesn’t get an offer like this every day. Nor does he very often behold such a pleasant spectacle:
These lined-up ladies offering their shaved-and-polished pussies for inspection are the artistic product of Kuroishi Ringo.
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March 16th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
A few days ago it was being widely reported that the mayor of Bugliano, Italy had prohibited orgies in an effort to stave off the spread of coronavirus:
The mayor of Bugliano, Italy has issued a statement prohibiting orgies and gang bangs anywhere inside the city limits. Additionally, threesomes and sex involving more than two people is also banned for the foreseeable future.
This instantly struck me as a traveller’s tale for the digital age — strange doings far away, impossible to verify, remixing literal falsehood into mythical truth. I told myself it was just too good to be real.
And I was not wrong: here’s the correction.
Turns out, it was a hoax!
The announcement was made through the prank Twitter account @CBugliano and was cleverly designed to look an official proclamation from Mayor Fabio Buggiani’s office.
Prohibited or not, I’m thinking it’s a good time to postpone your orgies and gangbangs.
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March 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I laughed pretty good when I saw this on Twitter. From @kaitlynmcquin:
You know who’s really gonna suffer during this social distancing?
Dudes on dating apps
Welcome back to courtship, Brad. Welcome back to talking to a gal for WEEKS prior to meeting.
We’re pen pals now, my dude.
We bout to get Jane Austen up in here.
Now, write me a poem.
Courtship in a time of pandemic, oh my!
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