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November 8th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Dirty Haikus From The Early Blog Era

Here are some dirty haikus from a blog that hasn’t existed in many many years, courtesy of the Internet Archive:

“Talk dirty to me”
Is what she told me to do
“Mildew! Dust! Dry ROT!”

She’s bucking wildly.
He teases her pussy. Hard.
In walks their daughter.

These girls, they’ve gone wild.
Lifted shirts show plump bosoms.
These girls don’t wear bras.

I’m not sure how much sense that last one makes if you don’t remember the Joe Francis late-night-television soft porn empire.

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November 6th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Tame Sex Graphic, San Francisco Bay Guardian 2002

Back in 2002, the San Francisco Bay Guardian (the Bay Area’s much-loved alternative weekly, defunct for years now) published a sex issue. How long ago was 2002? I forget sometimes how far we’ve come as a culture in our attitudes about sex. Even in freewheeling San Francisco, even in the edgy alternative weekly, here’s the oh-so-trangressive graphic they put together for the cover of their online edition:

sfbg sex issue cover graphic

It turns out I linked to one of their stories when this blog was young. Updating that broken link is how I stumbled over the hilariously anodyne 2002 graphic.

 
November 4th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

His Seductions Are Backed With Bags Of Cash

This cartoon from Man Junior (August 1957) is only superficially funny:

plutocrat and showgirls

The caption has two showgirls eyeing a plutocrat as one says to the other “I’m worried; he thinks money can buy everything… and he has the cash to back him up!” The joke, filtered through six decades of changing social attitudes, seems lie in the tension between the conventional morality that she’s not supposed to be for sale and the ancient truism that enough money tends to overwhelm conventional morality.

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November 1st, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Do Not Drown

The whip, I think, is purely a symbol of authority in this context. But I do hope the person she’s smothering can manage to maintain a clear airway while she has her fun:

femdom facesitting bondage man

The artist is Yamashita Shun’ya, per the imperfect metadata that I have.

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October 30th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Scared Stiff: The 2019 Kink.com Halloween Sale

Kink Unlimited halloween scared stiff sale banner

It’s been some little time since Kink Unlimited had a really good sale. If you’ve been waiting, now is the time to join. I’m not sure how long this sale will last, so don’t procrastinate. Through tomorrow, surely. Through the weekend? Probably, but I can’t guarantee it; Kink didn’t see fit to send out an affiliate mailing this year, so I’m just guessing.

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October 29th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

It’s Out Of His Hands

Somebody has decided to take extreme anti-masturbation measures with this young man:

straitjacketed man with dick out

Artist is やんよ/サンクリ on Pixiv.

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October 27th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

The Most Popular Girl At The Hot Tub Party

This enterprising young lady has figured out how to be the most popular girl at the hot tub party:

you are a dirty old man, want me to give you a bath

From the August 1974 issue of Broadway Laughs.

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