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October 13th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

The Pouty Perfection Of Barbara Schaeffer

She’s mildly annoyed with you, but there’s still time for you to repair her mood. Hint: pay her some attention!

pouty breasts for a sweater girl centerfold

The lovely sweater girl model is Barbara Schaeffer, appearing in an early 1980s issue of Men Only.

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October 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Extra Discounts At The Stockroom Outlet

For the next 10 or so days, The Stockroom is running an extra 30% sale on the already-discounted items on its perpetually-running Outlet Sale, which is where it clearances overstocks and items that are soon to vanish forever from the catalog. The extra 30% discount doesn’t show in the prices when you click these links; the discounts you see there are the “regular” Outlet Sale discounts. The 30% additional discounts show up automatically in your shopping cart:

stockroom outlet sale banner

 
October 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Adulterers Caught In The Act

There are a number of possible ways to interpret this artwork, but since our observer has a heavy cop/investigator vibe and the artwork comes from the cover of an Italian scandal pulp, I am going with “caught in the act of adultery”:

adulterers caught in the act by a weary PI

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October 11th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

She Has The Breast Arguments

She’s got two great arguments for staying home tonight… and if those hadn’t persuaded him, I expect she had an argument or two in reserve that might have:

two arguments for staying home and fucking

Cartoon is from a Sex To Sexty magazine from the 1970s.

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October 10th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Sixty-Nine While Standing Up

This rarely-attempted athletic sex position (I’m inserting my own assumptions here; I have no data) comes from the pages of Fascination #6, a German porn magazine from February 1978:

69 in a standing position

sixtynine standing up

Fascination was one of those Europorn mags where the little bit of prose and commentary was printed in four different languages to cover as many export markets as possible. The English narration for these images, which I think shows itself by one poor word choice to be a translation by a non-native speaker, reads as follows:

Klaus is damned hot for his young wife. He rises, catches her about her rounded hips, and holds her so firmly that he is able to lick her dripping snatch while at the same time she can swallow his twitching prick and irritate it with her teeth and lips. He cannot hold this position too long…

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October 9th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Garter Clips With Sassy Mottos

Even if you click through to the full-sized image of this vintage newspaper advertisement posted to Twitter by Dr. Bob Nicholson, historian of Victorian pop culture, you can’t actually see the sassy (I suppose they would have said “saucy”) risque garter clips (“clasps”) actually being offered for sale with mottos like “Hands Off” and “Thus Far, No Farther”. It’s OK, though; I’m fine with ogling the shapely legs and fancy stockings:

Victorian

The sales copy does not disappoint, even if “Philopene” made me dive for Google:

These elegant Motto Clasps can be attached to any style of garter and present an effect which, like the clasp itself, is simply “out of sight.” Suitable for Philopene, Birthday, and Wedding Gifts, or a rich and acceptable present at any time to maid, wife or widow. Everyone buys them, ladies and gentlemen alike.

As for the notion of a philopene gift, Google left me scratching my head. There are instances of the word in Victorian poetry and plays that suggested connotations of memory and love, but it wasn’t until I finally twigged that “philopene” is the adjective form of a noun “philopena” that I found a definition. It turns out that “philopena” is or more properly was (courtesy Mirriam-Webster) a Victorian game of sorts “in which a man and woman who have shared the twin kernels of a nut each try to claim a gift from the other as a forfeit at their next meeting by fulfilling certain conditions (as by being the first to exclaim ‘philopena’).” According to Mirriam-Webster the roots of the word are the Greek philos (loving) and Latin poena (penalty), suggesting that the gift was a penalty of friendship or love and thus further giving me the idea this was no game for strangers. Which makes, I suppose, risque garter clasps quite eminently suitable?

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October 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

My Fierce Aunties

There are a lot of different origin myths surrounding my namesake Bacchus, but according to the researchers at Sotheby’s, one strain of the myths has it that the daughters of the titan Atlas were caretakers of the infant Bacchus. (He was constantly at risk of being murdered by a jealous Hera, who was wife to his father Zeus, but who was emphatically not his mother.) This notion (if not much else in the various myths) seems to have inspired Paul Alexandre Alfred Le Roy when he painted Les Filles d’Atlas (Atlas’ Daughters):

daughters of atlas

May all your aunties be as fierce and protective as mine!

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