June 18th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Invasion Of The Giant Spermatozoa
It’s like the nightmare of a woman who really doesn’t like to swallow:
Artwork is from the cover of Terror Blu #105.
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June 17th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Adult Toys To Delight The Penis
I used to have a favorite online sex toy store, and one of the reasons it was my favorite was that they had a proactive affiliate manager who would send me stuff. But she doesn’t work there any more, and in the couple of years since she left, I’ve clearly fallen out of touch with developments in the dick-oriented sex toys world. In fact, the briefest of looks at the front page of MensToysHub.com makes it more than plain that there has been an enormous growth (heh) in the selection and assortment of toys designed for penis pleasure. Moreover, these toys have a lot more creativity and technology designed into them than last time I looked, too.
Let me be honest right up front: on that page there is a bit of sales copy some ErosBlog readers may find troubling. If, like me, you are somewhat behind the curve about developments in the penis-pleasuring category of toys, you’ll find plenty to interest you. But the sex toy discussions also include jokey comparisons that are disrespectful of women and sex workers. It seems to be a marketing strategy; perhaps one day I’ll get really drunk and do a post about the implications of that.
Moving rapidly along: but ooh, the sex toys!
The nineteen toys on the front page at MensToysHub are a varied bunch, but I was struck by how many of them have some sort of wireless connectivity (four or five) and/or integration with various combinations of interactive, online, virtual reality (VR), and/or point-of-view (POV) porn. (Two in particular: the Fleshlight Launch and the Kiiroo Onyx.) There are at least three “hands-free” masturbators; these upgrade that classic “pocket pussy” concept with mechanical systems that do the work for you. There are three or four more that, while not hands-free, combine vibrator technology (and, sometimes, remote communications for input from a partner who is across the room or on the other side of the country) with the traditional stimulus of the fleshlike hole for inserting your penis into.
Even in the “traditional” category of unpowered male masturbaters with no wires, motors, batteries, vibrations, or Bluetooth communications chips, the seven toys on the list are remarkably diverse and (to my old-fashioned eye at least) surprisingly modern. The most old-fashioned fleshy pocket on the list (one of the several Fleshlights, take your pick) would have been a category leader top-of-market toy last time I was seriously paying attention to this kind of toys; the only toy that resembles the downmarket jelly “pocket pussies” back then now looks like something that came out of an alien growth tank that makes brightly-colored bioengineered hand grenades.
Really, gentlemen, we’ve come a long way when it comes to new ways to spend money on ways to come!
June 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
She Loves Us Not, She Loves Us…
Well, this game sure beats plucking the petals off a daisy:
Very cute photo is from Prune, who is a French model and camgirl.
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June 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Spanking John Willie
According to Mr. Underheel on Twitter, these two photos are of legendary fetish publisher John Willie getting an over-the-knee spanking:
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June 13th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Bored Lesbians, Empty Train
I’m not sure where exactly the train compartments are this well-upholstered and this empty, but I guess it helps long train journeys pass more pleasantly:
Artwork is from Peter Riverstone’s Chloe.
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June 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Cock Discipline Done… Wrong, Actually
There’s a Pornstar Platinum shoot [that used to be] available via Kink.com called Ava Divine Disciplines Rob Piper’s Cock. From one of the promo photos, you might think it was light-dominatrix stuff:
But petting his penis through his pants with that riding crop is as close to discipline as the shoot ever gets, my friends. The sales copy makes this considerably clearer:
Hi boys, Ava Devine here and I am going to be disciplining Rob Piper’s humongous black cock. You know where I’m gonna start? With that big black cock up my ass! I can’t wait to take that cock in all my holes.
Yeah… no. I’m sure that’s fun and all; indeed, as the video makes clear, it’s rather emphatically a hoot for all parties involved. But what it might have to do with “discipline” is distinctly unclear. Call me a joy-killing linguistic pedant if you must, but this is porn-labeling gone seriously haywire. There’s pussy fucking and ass fucking and deep throating and all kinds of good clean dirty fun, but of discipline, there is not one iota to be seen. Friends, she lets that man do whatever he wants, and he wants to do every inch as much as you would! (Plus, let us be honest, a few inches even more, unless you have been extremely well-treated by fortune and nature. They don’t hire these performers at random.) No. Of spectacular sex there is plenty; of discipline, there is none.
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June 11th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
To Rid Them Of A Witch
This witchburning “photo” is one of the eerie darkroom manipulations of the great 1920s photographer William Mortensen.
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