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June 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Where Is Melania?

The world wants to know. Seriously, this is my Google autocomplete right now:

where is melania trump

You know when he says “A lot of people are saying…” and it’s really just him? Well, this question, a lot of people actually are asking. So says Google autocomplete.

 
June 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Flogging Vinyl

One of the things that makes vintage porn interesting is that the tropes had not yet hardened; since nobody knew what the hell they were doing, and (especially in the 1970s) everybody was doing a hell of a lot of drugs, they did all sorts of crazy stuff, and the porn we have today is what evolved out of those experiments.

whip a sex doll

What where they thinking when they were flogging a plastic blow-up sex doll in the movie Domination Blue? I have no fucking idea. None. I’m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time? Anyway, huge thanks to the Rialto Report, whose publication of the complete archives of Flick Magazine allowed me to discover this images in the pages of the September 1976 issue.

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June 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

An Intimate Dinner At A Private Club

He told his wife “No, dear, don’t have the cook hold dinner for me. I’ll be working late and then I’ll just dine at my club before I come home.”

intimate dinner with two bare-breasted sex workers

Artwork is by Umberto Brunelleschi.

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May 31st, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Sex Robot For Her

Whenever the usual nattering nabobs of blue-nosed sex-negativism start wringing their moist hands about the horrifying prospect of sex robots and the social damage they will surely wreak upon our society, it’s easy to tell that they are imagining some sort of improved animatronic sex dolls aimed at men. It never seems to cross their minds that there would be a market for a strong metal man with an utterly reliable penis and a complete lack of the usual male bullshit:

forceful robot fucking a pretty woman

This artwork comes from the cover of Sesso Folle. There’s a visible artist signature lower left, but I can’t quite make it out.

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May 30th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Man Tamer

Ever since PETA got to the Circus Regulation Board and got the animals taken away, the center ring act just hasn’t been the same. The head animal tamer looks really good in her uniform and she does the best she can with the material she has to work with, but the act? It suffers:

circus dominatrix with whip does a femdom act with hapless man in center ring

From the cover of Il Camionista.

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May 29th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Cheering Her Up

I don’t think they teach this particular cheer in Spirit class, but I’ll bet it’s effective:

one kneeling cheerleader licks another cheerleaders cunt while kneading her ass with pom-poms as she holds up her cute cheerleader outfit pleated skirt

The cheerleader pussy-eating art is from Velvet Love Volume One: Girl On Girl, a volume of erotic art by Stefano Mazzotti and Vincenzo Silvestroni.

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May 28th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Goodbye Paris, Get On The Holiday Train!

get on the holiday train out of Paris

The sheer celebratory joy of this painting had me looking at the details; I kept expecting to find one of these women topless and waving a bra. I was disappointed in that expectation, but it’s all right. The artist is Leo Fontan.

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