You’ve just got to flat-out admire the poise of the beautiful lady at the visual center of this artwork. Notwithstanding the five weird rich dudes that are fawning all over her, she’s got control of the scene and she’s clearly on top of the situation. Every line says “What? My shoes are fine tonight, and what else matters when a girl’s in great shoes?”

That said, I’m worried about the oddfellow waving the big lollipop on the left. And the bro on the right who dressed for a toga party when it isn’t toga party night? That’s never good. There’s so much potential for this party to go downhill. But she’s wearing the great shoes, and she’s good!

The artwork comes from a 1948 edition of La Vie Des Dames Galantes (something like “The Lives Of The Gallant Ladies”) which is said to be the most-commonly-reprinted portion of Mémoires de Brantôme. The artist is, of course, Paul Emile Bécat.

Update: Apparently I am rather bad at royalty-spotting. From a source I am inclined to trust, we have this:

I love this. From the left we've got Queen Elizabeth, King Francis, pretty lady, not sure offhand, Charles V, and prolly Caesar? 4 dudebros, 2 ladies, who is the guy in red?

— Delta Of Venus (@Delta_ofVenus) March 20, 2018

Another update: Commenter raymouleur says (with supporting links):

“trois rois de FRANCE:Henri III et son bilboquet, François 1er et Louis XI et son chapeau à médailles. Puis Charles QUINT(reconnaissable à son menton prognathe) et un empereur romain.”

From that I make (with the help of Google Translate):

Three kings of FRANCE: Henry III and his cup, François 1st and Louis XI and his hat with medals. Then [Emperor] Charles V (recognizable by his overshot chin) and a Roman emperor.

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Is it time to class up the joint? This Renoir print from 1923 should do the trick:

Print is of a painting called Bather On A Rock which is, of course, even lovelier than than the print:

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Once again, a Share Our Shit Saturday:

1. As the towering dumpster inferno that is our national political situation blazes ever higher, I’ve been wondering when and whether the Jeff Sessions justice department won’t launch some sort of spectacular obscenity prosecution against a porn or social media company target. It’s a natural Republican election-year maneuver and there’s solid precedent, which the Rialto Report recently documented in this set of careful interviews documenting how the Nixon administration tasked reluctant prosecutors with launching a round of obscenity prosecutions against porn movie distributors to distract attention away from the Watergate scandal.
2. I am mildly squicked by age play, so the rise of “Daddy Dom”/”Little Girl” kink play (and its gender variants) has gotten short shrift here at ErosBlog. Fortunately it’s a big internet, and Kate Sloan has just published a detailed FAQ about what she cheerfully calls her “foremost perversion”.
3. I saw Epiphora tweeting about her review of a bad sex game last week and I didn’t click through or read. I thought, meh, I’ve seen bad sex games and I’ve seen bad reviews. Her bad reviews are good, but I’m busy… It was a mistake. Those dudebros crammed more fail onto one failboat than you would think could possibly fit.

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Here’s a throwback to the pulpy dark ages when caveman jokes were still funny. Only there’s no “joke” to the joke, just a worried-looking nude blonde being carried back to the cave of a club-wielding Neanderthal with the self-satisfied demeanor of a fellow who just developed an afternoon’s agenda more attractive than hunting mammoths:

The artwork is from the cover of an Italian Zordon pulp comic.

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On a certain warm spring night when the clock strikes midnight, young lovers who know the tradition congregate for an orgy in the oldest cemetery in the city. What better way to celebrate life?

Artwork is a detail from Dans Le Cimetière by Jean-Claude Forest (1981). Via Kinky Delight.

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I certainly wasn’t planning to do two “Fetish Archie” posts in a row, but after posting yesterday’s femdom giantess post, I noticed that Paltego at Femdom Resource had found an absolutely precious panel of Betty walking Archie like a dog:

I have not been able to readily source the panel to a specific story and book, which means that the “My own pet?” dialog box could easily be a Photoshop; there are an awful lot of modified comics panels out there. If anybody can place this panel for me in the vast Archie corpus, I’d be indebted!

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The theory that every fetish out there is prefigured by a panel in an Archie comic is, I just realized, a variant of Rule 34: if a fetish exists, there is probably an Archie panel featuring it. Today’s evidence is a panel featuring a femdom giantess complete with a whip, and what makes this “special” is that the whip makes no sense in context of the story and doesn’t otherwise appear.

The panel itself is from an Archie Andrews story in Pep Comics #50 from 1944.

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