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February 15th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Punishment Of A Galley Slave

 
February 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Hydro-Powered Breast Massagers

Check out this gallery of vintage French quack breast-enlargement devices powered by the water power from your sink! I don’t have enough French to evaluate all of the advertising claims in these vintage advertisements; I see a lot of “massosein” and a little bit of “développé” and “embellis” and quite a bit of “affirmis” but I don’t have the linguistic nuance to tell just how wildly over-the-top the false claims were for this doohickey. Knowing how similarly-useless devices were marketed in English, I’m assuming these ads are screamingly fraudulent by today’s standards, but that’s just a guess:

I’m also not sure just how old these ads might be, although I suspect someone familiar with the way French postal addresses have changed over time could probably peg it for us in the comments within a few decades.

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February 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

His Ace In The Hole

“And now, audience, you see why I explained that this final trick would only work if I could manage to establish a very close rapport with this lovely volunteer from the audience. For the missing ace of hearts, you see, has been hiding right here, the little rascal!”

magician pulling an ace from her pussy

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February 11th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

How To Stop A Cattle Drive

Why is Virginia Bell grinning so hugely in this photograph? Because she’s just one little woman with two huge assets, and yet somehow she’s single-handedly disrupted an entire cattle drive. Also, her skin was getting a little bit dry and chapped, but there are now so many cowboys lined up in front of her with their peckers in hand, it looks like dry skin will no longer be a problem:

virginia bell kneeling and grinning

Via Hedonix. I am pretty sure this photo is from the same series.

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February 10th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Soup For Leatherboy

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you keep a leather-clad boy-toy chained in your thick-walled, iron-barred stone dungeon, you’ll have to bring him the occasional bowl of soup:

femdom captor dominatrix feeds soup to her boy toy twink slave on a chain

The art is from the cover of Histoires Sanglantes #5.

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February 9th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Do-It-Yourself Tube Girl

Sometimes if a young woman wants to be a tubegirl, she has to do almost all of the hard work herself:

tube girl carrying her own glass tube

She’s actually a glassworker at a factory in St. Helens during World War 1.

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February 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Well-Dressed Quickie In The Toilet

Stealing away to the water closet for a quickie has clearly been a thing ever since only the wealthiest people had plumbing:

rich people sex quickie in the toilet

The toilet quickie art seen here is by an artist said to be Berthommé Saint-André appearing in an edition of Pibrac: Quatrains érotiques de Pierre Louys.

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