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December 31st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

To Climb A Slippery Pole

The harder she climbs, the more slippery it gets:

two women kissing and climbing an enormous phallus with semen pouring down it in glistening ropes and rivers and droplets

Art is detail from an orgiastic scene by an unknown artist thought to be “‘Wighead’“. It’s part of an illustration in Ode a Venus aka Ode au Vagin by Clovis Hugues.

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December 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Share Our Shit Saturday 7 #SoSS

A day and a half short of a new year, it’s time for one last 2017 Share Our Shit Saturday:

  1. Girl On The Net nails down “ironic sexism” and why it’s not as funny as you think. Dude, that moment when you get the irresistible urge to say the exact same thing as some asshole, only because it’s you saying it and you’re not an asshole, it will totally be funny? Flash news: It won’t be funny. You’ll just sound like an asshole. As far as anybody else could tell, you’ll BE an asshole. I feel your pain; this is a daily struggle for me, and not always a winning one.
  2. Paltego at Femdom Resource has some thoughts and links about the public image of femdom professionals and the damage done to their image and profession as a class by a minority of humiliation, abuse, and findom dommes who seem confused (this is my editorializing, not Paltego’s) about the distinction between domination within a negotiated scene context and abusive online treatment of random strangers as a social media marketing strategy.
  3. Congratulations to Richard Windsor, who has been blogging vintage spanking photos for eleven years and intends to keep doing so for at least another eleven. That sort of dogged curatorial devotion should win a Drunken Bacchus award, if indeed there were any such thing.

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December 29th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Major Hoople’s New Shiner

Major Hoople in Phtt X

I found this antique porn pamphlet (one of the so-called “8-page bibles”, also sometimes known as “Tijuana bibles”) scanned in an old download directory of mine. The original scan (unaltered by me) is here; the covers and individual pages have been variously cropped, rotated, blown up, and lightly sharpened by me. Such work can be tedious but is somehow still fun; it’s also the sort of time-consuming work that my Patreon supporters make possible. Thank you!

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back cover one girl two blowjobs

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December 28th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Natalie Wood In A Zippered Wetsuit

OK, here’s some fetish fuel for you rubber/neoprene people! How about Natalie Wood, preening outside her dressing room on the set of The Great Race in 1965 in a zippered wetsuit?

natalie wood wearing a form-fitting rubber wet suit with zippers

I was able to find this one in a ridiculous 2560-pixel-wide format on a Russian ma1warez-installing site (from whence I ganked it, no worries, I wouldn’t link you there) if you want to zoom right in and — ahem — admire the form-fitting textiles and textures at your leisure.

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December 27th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Good Guns And A Fast Car

A female gangster needs good guns and a heavy foot on the accelerator of the getaway car. Quality firearms are also important:

bare breasts and a pistol gangster moll

This moll is from the cover of Hypersexy #22.

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December 26th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

“Santa, Don’t Go!”

So it seems our comely lass managed to detain Santa Claus in her bed for a a time, but now he’s about to vanish up the chimney and she’s loath to see him go:

santa claus is going

Artwork is by F. Fabiane and is cropped from a cover of La Vie Parisienne from the 1920s.

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December 25th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Santa — With A Whip

Did you wait up for Santa Claus last night? Was he in an unusually frisky mood, perhaps from drinking one of his antique North Pole stashes of Coca Cola with actual cocaine in it?

kinky santa

According to Spanking Blog this vintage Santa Claus Christmas advertising image is by Haddon Sundblom.

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