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September 5th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Dirty Faxing

Personal computers leap-frogged the facsimile machine, which at some point became “good enough” for what they did and stopped being improved. You wanted better, you did it on a computer.

But what if that had never happened? By now, maybe this is what fax machine spam would be looking like:

color fax spam of a masturbating stripper

From the cover of Fax-Similé, an Elvifrance pulp publication.

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September 4th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Family Bickering About Beauty

OK, this is quite hilarious:

And not missing a beat:

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September 2nd, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Annual Exam Time Again

In a very slightly different universe:

“Hal, the prostate police are at the door, it’s time for your annual exam again!”

bare-chested prostate cop with long skinny nightstick anal probe

From the cover of X Comics #78.

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September 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Smothering Milcah

After Kinky Delight posted one of these photos from Hustler’s Taboo magazine, I decided it was worth tracking down the other shot of the bounteous April Flores smothering cute little butchy Milcah Halili with her amazing boobs:

lesbian breast smothering

cute butch lesbian smothered by huge tits

The photos come from the most recent (May/June 2017) issue, where they were photographed by Lee Forbes. Hustler’s Taboo is increasingly hard to find in paper, but fortunately this full issue (and many more) is available digitally as part of the magazine’s website, which in turn is part of a Hustler Mega Pass 26-site deal.

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August 31st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

His Dream Of A Threesome

his threeway fantasy

This threesome artwork is said to be by Art Wetherell for Eros Forum, which was an Eros Comix effort to produce an illustrated version of a “true sex letters” magazine.

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August 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Happiness Is A Well-Trained Librarian

Gillian was having a little bit of trouble, working at the liberary. Sexual harassment, not to put too fine a point on it; her boss Joe wouldn’t take “no” for an answer, and his boss insisted on sending her for some extremely dubious training. Which at least turned out to have an upside when she got back:

On Monday morning, Joe looked up from his desk and saw Gillian in the doorway. He almost jumped out of his chair.

For Gillian had changed. Big time. It started with her face. Her old glasses were gone, replaced by big, thin-framed, black ones that added deadliness to the sensuality of her eyes. She wore makeup accentuating her high cheekbones. Her lipstick was a dark red and the pout of her mouth somehow told him he was in trouble.

And her clothes were different. Instead of the old dowdy dresses, she wore a flattering, pale-blue, turtle-necked sweater that didn’t hide the swell of her tits at all. Below that, she had on a suede skirt that ended several inches above her knees. It flared out and flicked as she moved, almost showing her stocking tops.

Now that Joe could see her legs he almost passed out, and a bulge started in the crotch of his pants. For Gillian’s wonderful thighs and calves were now pushed into perfect shape by a pair of spiked five-inch heels.

She paraded forward, holding a letter.

“This is for you,” she said. “I’m taking over.”

He gasped and tore open the envelope. He went white as he read the letter. It was from his boss, Dean Harper; informing him that he was out of a job and Gillian was now running the library.

He glanced up at her, but Gillian was looking around the room, taking mental notes on what changes she wanted.

“But, this can’t be!” Joe moaned.

“Call him; you know the number.”

When Joe put the phone back down, his hand was shaking.

“You can’t do this to me!” he gasped and almost burst into tears.

“We can and we did!” Gillian snapped. “Now, get out.”

She stood there while Joe cleared out his desk and put his things in his briefcase. Then, eyes down, he started for the door.

“You want a job here?” Gillian asked, one hand on her hip.

He swung around, his pathetic groveling nature suddenly very obvious. “Yes, yes, please, Gillian, I won’t –”

“Miss Smith!” Gillian snapped.

“Please, Miss Smith, I’ll do whatever you say, and I won’t get out of line at all. I need a job! I owe so much money!”

Gillian sneered at him. “Lock the door and come here!”

He came up to her and gasped, as she spread her legs and slid her hands over her skirt. The little skirt eased up, showing more of her incredible legs and her stocking tops. The bulge in his pants throbbed desperately.

“On your knees,” she ordered.

From A Librarian’s Training — an old stroke book by Nathan Silvers in the Bondage Book series (BB-129).

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August 29th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Sex-Robot Ready

Remember the sex-robot freakout that the online clickbait press was going through a few months back, all hand-wringing about how improving AI and better robotics were going to converge on smart-and-sexy robotic sex dolls that steal all the just-wanna-get-off men and destroy romantic squishy bio-sex forever? Well, here’s one woman who is totally ready for the sex robot revolution:

sex robot gets ready to service a willing woman

I myself have long believed that women have more to gain from well-programmed fucking machines than men do.

Image is from the cover of Corna Vissute #72.

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