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August 1st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

“Please Draw On Me”

At the Final BDSM Orgy Party in the Upper Floor event space in Kink.com’s erstwhile Armory studios, apparently one of the entertainments was a cup of ink pens and a bare woman for attendees to use as their artistic canvas. It’s just like crayoning on the butcher paper at a barbecue restaurant, only much more fun!

please draw on this woman body writing shoot

Although The Upper Floor is no longer an updated going concern, all the shoots that ever appeared in that channel are still available as part of a Kink.com subscription.

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July 31st, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Adult Tumblrs Hidden From Search (Again)

robots forbidden

Back in June when Tumblr announced that blogs containing “primarily explicit content” would no longer be visible on the open web (but only to logged-in Tumblr users), I wrote:

Although the email does not say so, I predict that explicit-content blogs will go back to flying that involuntary robots.txt that makes them invisible to the search engines, too. No more outside search-discovery for Tumblr porn!

That day is here, and it gives me no pleasure to announce that I was right. A reader forwarded the email they got from Tumblr:

We’re contacting you to let you know that your Tumblr has been marked as containing explicit content. This means it won’t be visible to minors, people who are using Tumblr in Safe Mode, and people who aren’t logged into Tumblr.

No mention of search, but when I went to check the robots.txt on their Tumblr, sure enough:

tumblr disallows search robots

As I explained in Thou Shalt Not Search Adult Tumblr Blogs back in 2013 when Tumblr first tried to sneakily hide all the porn blogs:

In robot, that means, roughly “All robots: stay out!” No search spiders allowed. No Internet Archive crawler. The tumblr is there, but you have to know about it, or you have to be linked to it. You won’t find it in Google, you won’t find it in any other search engine that honors robots.txt, and when Tumblr decides to stop hosting it, you won’t find the pages in the Wayback Machine – it will be gone for good, lost to humanity unless somebody with the technical chops and outlaw sensibilities of Archive Team finds a way to archive it anyway, robots.txt be damned.

So it is now official. The ghetto walls are up and the gates are closed. The adult-Tumblr community is no longer part of the open web. The #pornocalypse has claimed another social media victim.

Image credit: the graphic at the top of the post has been adapted from part of a panel that appeared in Action Comics #292 (1962).

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July 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Phone Sex, Anybody?

 
July 29th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

It Takes A Brave Man

Seduction was a different and apparently more hazardous business back in the 1920s, but a bold man could make some progress, as in this cartoon by Field Smith in The Merry Magazine (March 1929):

kissing cartoon seduction

The caption reads:

She: “I never thought you would dare to kiss me!”

He: “Well, there was a good deal of danger about it, so — er — I thought we’d better face it together.”

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July 28th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Advice From A Teacher

 
July 27th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Communicating In Kisses

a war memory - poem

This charming little poem about a Great War romance and the international language of kisses comes from the May 1919 issue of Saucy Stories, which I found in the Internet Archive.

A War Memory
By Frederick Moxon

When I was over there in France
Driving an army ambulance,
I sang a song and took my chance.

I took my chance and sang a song,
For war is foul, but youth is strong,
And life is sweet, and death is long.

Yes, life and love alike are sweet,
And by the well we used to meet —
Myself, and pretty Marguerite.

In southern vale the village lay —
(“Hell’s Road” a thousand worlds away),
And there was rest and holiday.

A church there was with chiming bell,
And moonlight silence by the well
Where whispering poplar-shadows fell.

I tried my French each little while,
And Marguerite, with puzzled smile,
Our meanings tried to reconcile.

But Love be praised! and thank the Fates!
One thing for no translation waits:
Her kisses “talked United States.”

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July 26th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Gag Reflex Kicking In

deep throat gagging art

The artist writes:

Originally called “Talented” but I didn’t want anyone to miss the her bulging throat! So I added a couple tears, and changed the name.

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