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January 14th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Noveltrove Erotic Stories

Since long before the invention of the web, people have been using the internet to collect and distribute erotic stories. I’ve linked for many years to some of these collections, including at least one that has its roots in those pre-web Usenet days. Erotic story collections are usually free, the authors are usually unpaid, and the best of the collections are curated in some way for quality. What’s more, you tend to get more diversity of subject matter when people are writing for the love of their own particular fetishes. (Commercial erotica, for all its pleasures, tends to hew to a much narrower set of topics and story lines.) For all these reasons, I have loved this kind of adult story collections since forever.

Today I’m pleased to have learned about Noveltrove.com, which is an erotic stories community featuring not just sexy prose, but also author pages and a forum where authors and readers can hang out and discuss the stories. It’s both free-to-use and free of advertising:

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And what about the stories themselves? The half-dozen stories I’ve dipped into so far have been well-executed and, shall we say, sufficiently erotic. Here’s an example from Time To Play A Game, a light-hearted husband/wife scenario in which they play a trivia game and the loser has to do anything the winner wants for 24 hours. She’s used to winning, but this time, she did not win, and so now, for the first time, it’s her turn to do what she’s told:

“Jason, I told you. I can’t call in sick today.”

“I’m not asking you to call in sick. I mean, if you could and if you wanted to then that would be fine. But if you can’t, you can’t. All I’m asking you to do is to wear the pearl panties. You can take any precautions you need to so you don’t get fired or anything. Just wear the panties all day.”

“And that’s it?”

“That’s it.”

I raise my eyebrows and take a sip of my coffee and start heading over to the bathroom. This ought to be easy enough. I slip the lace up over my hips and pull the pearl strand under to the back to tie it into place.

Oh. My. God.

Even before I finish tying the ridiculous bow in the back, the pearls work their way across my opening and graze against my clit. This is not going to be as easy as I thought.

I pull my pants back up. Every movement tugs on that strand of pearls. Each step stimulates my clit as the pearls make their way between my lips. The folds of my pussy swell and blossom under the gentle stimulation.

Oh, damn.

I walk back out of the bathroom. Jason is wearing the largest smile I have ever seen, holding out my coffee mug.

“I don’t know if I can do this,” I mutter.

There doesn’t seem to be a good way to walk. No way to decrease the pearls’ effects on my clit. I’m dripping relentlessly. My core aches for more. Even my nipples become harder and graze against the smooth silk of my bra.

“No trying to get out of this, now.”

“No. I’m not trying to get out of this. I just don’t know if I can walk around work all day like this.” My breathing is falling out of control. I grab onto his broad shoulders as the pearls shiver against my clit. “I just think tomorrow might be a better day for this. That’s all.”

There are more than a thousand stories in almost thirty categories from “anal” to “voyeur”. Lots to enjoy!

 
January 13th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

A Show Of Stockings

 
January 13th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Patronize This! #4

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It’s time for another thrilling episode of Patronize This! Two podcasts today, plus a wild card. Let’s get started:

Tina Horn at Patreon

The Why Are People Into That?! podcast is my absolute favorite project. It’s the purest reflection of my creative impulse, production style, and sexual ethos. I love making radio. I love exploring human sexuality. I love being my own boss. I love interviewing the most brilliant minds in the sexual vanguard.

Gray at Patreon

I created Graydancer’s Ropecast back in 2005 as a beginning rope bondage enthusiast with a microphone in his girlfriend’s apartment. Since then we’ve had hundreds of guests telling their own stories in their own words, including pioneers like Mollena Williams, Akira Naka, Darren Infinity, Midori, Jay Wiseman, Arisue Go, Maria Shadoes, Nawashi Kanna, Sir Dart, Nikki Nefarious, Pablo Greene, and more. I’ve covered major events like Shibaricon, NARIX, Folsom St. Fair, and anywhere else I can get to.

Tara Burns at Patreon

How are sex trafficking and prostitution laws used? Despite the raging international debate on sex work policy, we have very little data here in the United States to answer that question. This is a journalistic project to uncover the public records that exist and turn them into usable data.

I made a public records request for every case that had been charged under Alaska’s sex trafficking law, passed in 2012. Even I was surprised by the results: every single person who had been charged with sex trafficking was a sex worker who was charged with prostitution of themselves in the same case they were charged with sex trafficking either themselves or their coworkers. No children had been found, no victims had been rescued…

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Image Credit (directly above): Movie patrons in an advertisement for the National Cash Register Company’s new ticket-printing register, from the Motion Picture Studio Directory and Trade Annual 1916.

Image Credit (top of post): A train dispatcher at work, from a 1903 issue of The Street Railway Journal.

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January 12th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Riding The Flying Penis Monster

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This bit of manuscript illumination is everywhere, but I found the most detailed citation on FaceBook: “Decretum Gratiani with the commentary of Bartolomeo da Brescia, Italy 1340-1345 (Lyon, Bibliothèque municipale, Ms 5128, fol. 100r).

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January 11th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Showers Of Gold

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Today seems like a fine day to examine the rich artistic tradition surrounding the conception of Perseus. Are your umbrellas ready? Good!

It’s a long story, but the short version is: Danaë was locked in a basement by her father (for reasons) but got impregnated anyhow by Zeus, who appeared to her as a shower of gold coins. (Apparently the almighty Zeus had somehow internalized a “chicks dig gold, right?” philosophy of seduction.) The resulting scene has proved to be very popular with artists from every age.

The painting at the top of the post is by Léon François Comerre. This next one is by Alexander Sigov, and the one after that is by Gustav Klimt. At the bottom of the post is artwork from a Greek vase circa 450 BC that’s now in the Louvre.

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January 10th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Dicks In Leonardo da Vinci’s Notebooks

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From Tumblr:

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

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January 9th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

He Banged Her Buttocks

Here’s a fine earthy poem by Robert Burns. You won’t find it in his standard collections, but if you can find a copy (and good luck to ya!) of his The Merry Muses Of Caledonia, it’s in there:

Cuddy the Cooper

There was a cooper they ca’d him Cuddy,
He was the best cooper that ever I saw;
He cam to girth oor landlady’s tubbie,
He banged her buttocks again the wa’.

Cooper qo she, hae ye ony money?
The deevil a penny, qo Cuddy, at a’!
She teuk oot her purse, an she gied him a guinea,
For bangin her buttocks again the wa’.

 
 
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