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March 9th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Future-Proofing And Human-Proofing Your Databases

This is old, but the deeper you read into the 2008 essay Gay marriage: the database engineering perspective, the more profound it gets:

The real question from my perspective is how you store a marriage in a computer. Altering your database schema to accommodate gay marriage can be easy or difficult depending on how smart you were when you originally set up your system to accommodate heterosexuality only. Let’s begin…

I fell off the hay-wagon about half-way through the ride due to inadequate comprehension of mathematics and databases, but it was still worth my time. It might be worth yours too.

 
March 8th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Little Black Dress, Little Black Hood

Via Kinky Delight, these women in black hoods appear to be punishing a man for adultery. It’s not entirely clear from the expression on his face whether he might have been willing to pay for the the experience:

hooded women whipping a bemused man tied to a tree - caption reads vigilantes in skirts: Rita thought torture a fair return for adultery

Artwork turns out to be from the cover of the April 1962 issue of Man to Man magazine, where a fuller version of the art appears:

Man to Man cover, April 1961

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March 7th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Facebook Interview Promise: “It’s A Trap!”

Journalists, be very careful when calling out Facebook about problematic images of children. It appears Facebook may have recently baited pesky English journalists into a legal trap with the false promise of an interview.

facebook: it's a trap

Here’s how the apparent ruse went down. Facebook promised an interview to BBC journalists if the the journalists would first “provide examples” of problematic content (what the BBC terms “sexualised images of children”. Once the BBC did so, Facebook reported the BBC to the police for distribution of the images from its own system. Of course the promised interview never happened.

In the BBC’s own careful words:

[Facebook] encourages users to report inappropriate content via its “report button”.

The US firm says it has improved this system since an investigation by the BBC last year.

To test Facebook’s claim, the BBC used the report button to alert the company to 100 images which appeared to break its guidelines.

…

Of the 100 images only 18 were removed.

Next step:

The BBC first asked Facebook for an interview about its moderation system in late-2015, and repeated the request following this follow-up investigation.

The social network’s director of policy Simon Milner agreed to be interviewed last week, on condition the BBC provided examples of the material that it had reported, but had not been removed by moderators.

But that appears to have been a trap:

The BBC did so, but was reported to the UK’s National Crime Agency as a consequence.

The promised interview? Not forthcoming:

Facebook later provided a statement.

“We have carefully reviewed the content referred to us and have now removed all items that were illegal or against our standards,” it said.

“This content is no longer on our platform. We take this matter extremely seriously and we continue to improve our reporting and take-down measures.

“It is against the law for anyone to distribute images of child exploitation.

“When the BBC sent us such images we followed our industry’s standard practice and reported them to Ceop [Child Exploitation & Online Protection Centre].

“We also reported the child exploitation images that had been shared on our own platform. This matter is now in the hands of the authorities.”

Here’s the BBC director of editorial policy, commenting with true British understatement:

“One can only assume that the Facebook executives were unwilling or certainly reluctant to engage in an interview or a debate about why these images are available on the Facebook site.”

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March 7th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Hoarding, Porn, And Tabloid Lies

part of porn-hoarder's collection

I was already unimpressed by the salacious tabloid treatment of the hoarder in Japan found dead in his apartment along with his giant porn collection; there are just too many gratuitous and unsourced adjectives that were clearly placed in the story just to make the man a figure of unhappy fun. So I didn’t trust the story. Nor was I impressed by the “you had one job” leakage of the story by a worker on the team hired to discretely clean up the mess by the embarrassed family — or such was the tabloid implication.

But then Violet Blue pointed to a Gizmodo story pointing out that the tabloid treatment (widely viralized everywhere) was pretty much totally fake, especially in the most lurid detail, which had the man crushed to death by his own porn collection. Gizmodo has the original Japanese-language news link and I’m relying on their reading of it reinforced by Google’s machine translation, but the real story appears to be:

1) The man was a hoarder and he did own six tons of porn magazines;

2) He died of cardiac arrest;

3) He fell on top of a thick scattering of magazines or magazine clippings, such as you would expect in any hoarder house you would see on one of those notorious TV shows;

4) No magazines fell on him;

5) He was not crushed or buried by porn or by anything else.

Hoarding is a terrible disease in its worst manifestations, and sometimes it does kill. But this was not one of those times. The porn was just a salacious detail in a local “Lonely man dies alone of cardiac arrest” story.

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March 6th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Strategic Pose, Strategic Furniture

fuck me pose

She worries that she might have married the stupidest man alive. So she poses. She waits for enlightenment to penetrate his thick skull. She waits for blood to flow to his organs of generation. And meanwhile, this is what she thinks:

Listen, you fool. It’s not a stool. It’s not for sitting on in front of the fire. It’s all plushy! It would take sparks, and catch fire. It’s not for sitting on at all. That’s not why it’s there. That’s not why I’m here. That’s not why the bloody fireplace is here. You’re supposed to grab me and throw me face-down over the hassock with my ass in the air and… seriously, do I really have to spell it out for you!?!?

Artwork is from the cover of Sexurbia County.

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March 5th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

A Comfortable Present

A couple of days ago a somewhat-breathless right-leaning
Twitter account posted this photograph with a caption that was apparently intended to provoke or at least fan existing fear or anger among social conservatives: “This is the future that liberals want.”

mind your own business

There was an immediate backlash of hilarity in my Twitter feed at least, with the general sentiment ranging from “Yup!” to my own sense of “Future? This is the present, and I’m fine with that.” Mediaite tracked down Gilda Wabbit, the drag queen in the photo, for a fabulous comment:

I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

Indeed.

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March 4th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Fucking Her Angel

Everybody needs a fetish, sure. How about feathers? Sure, feathers could be a fetish. You could hold out for a guy with feathers. Make him a feather suit, or get him to hold still while you glue them on his skin. But wait, you want an actual angel? Like, an angel of God? Or, like, an archangel? Where you gonna find one of those to have sex with? You’re gonna need to turn to the sex comics for that:

her angel lover

These panels are from #147 of the long-running Italian sex comic Corna Vissute, the issue named Amore e Psiche.

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