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March 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
According to the May 1964 issue of Swank magazine, Trish O’Brien is a fresh air fiend who “enjoys taking baths with all the windows wide open.” How socially generous of her!
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March 23rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Titties and booze! One of the classic combinations. A surefire way to make men happy for at least the last nine thousand years:
Photo is from Mr. Cool #1 (1960).
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March 22nd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
A common word of advice for young men who lack confidence in their social skills is “Go on, ask her out. What’s the worst that could happen? The worst she can say is no, right?”
It’s bad advance, and this anecdote from Reddit is proof:
Some dude at school asked out a girl he saw in the hallway. She started crying and then she asked him “Am I so ugly you actually thought you had a chance with me?”
Ouch!
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March 21st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Whoever organized this orgy did a terrible job. That’s harsh, perhaps, but not I think unfair. The gender ratio of three women to seven men is not completely unworkable, but it becomes so if all the men just stand around with their peckers in their hands doing nothing. With a deep bench like these fellows have, there’s no excuse not to have at least four hands and two tongues touching each woman at all times:
From the vintage porn magazine Porno Club #6.
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March 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a gardening video where the lady uses a wooden dibble to make a finger-sized planting hole which she refers to as “a butthole in the dirt” followed by an uwu-voiced “oooooh!” as she sticks her finger lovingly into the hole. If gardening isn’t dirty, you’re not doing it right!
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March 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
I don’t know if actual evidence-based medical science remains on board with the pop-medicine notion that regular male orgasms are good for a man’s health, but of course most of us men believed that story the first time we heard it, because of its intuitive obviousness. If it also motivates the women who love us to attend more attentively to our ejaculatory needs, so much the better!
A good man would never dabble in emotional blackmail, so “If you truly loved me, honey, you’d get jiggy with me every day” is forbidden from his seductive toolbox. And anyway, that’s no kind of rizz at all; it sounds desperate and manipulative, because it is. Remember: the chick has not been born who digs desperate and manipulative.
Meanwhile, if you’re the kind of man who enjoys the company of dominant ladies, or who haunts femdom websites to pursue the fantasy of female domination, you already know that whining about your need for regular orgasms cuts no onions with any of these stern and demanding women. However much your long term urogenital health might benefit from regular ejaculatory explosions, a dominatrix (even if or perhaps especially if she’s your spouse or partner) is going to be much more concerned about ensuring that your attitude is properly attentive and submissively desperate.
She’s more likely to lock your cock in a cage and keep it there, letting it out to play only on special occasions or as a reward for especially good behavior.
I don’t have any statistics, but if you’ve got a woman in your life who concerns herself with your ejaculatory frequency, it’s more likely she wants to limit it (for the behavior benefits that she hopes to reap therefrom) than that she will eagerly conspire to guarantee your daily orgasms in hopes of ensuring the longevity of your prostate health.
You should tremble, however, if you ever hook up with a woman so cruel and clever that she tries to do both at once. If she understands the arcane arts of edging, prostate massage, and ruined orgasms, you’re doomed to a long life of frustration… and of staying on your best behavior!
Image credits, top to bottom: The busty domme giving a handjob to her bound male submissive is by 緋。奈 (PhI.Na). The gleeful woman with a tightly-tied cord around her sub’s huge cock is by Sparrow. The man on his knees with hands handcuffed behind his back who is about to blow a gasket because his mistress is torturing his cock with a feather is by Kamitora. The cock-caged man who is strapped down and ridden is by Sephiroth. The handcuffed man whose dominant tormenter is sucking his cock without relief is by Sei Shoujo. And the busty dominatrix with two fingers on a man’s prostate to milk him without hope of relief is by Ponkotta.
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March 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
In 2022 y’all may remember that I gave a poor review to Tumblr’s so-called unbanning of porn. While they did jettison the ludicrous prohibition on female-presenting nipples they inherited from Verizon/Yahoo, my conclusion was that the overall changes in 2022 were “pretty much totally a scam” because of near-total search invisibility for adult material.
At the time, however, I gave Tumbler’s Matt Mullenweg credit for writing the single most-honest explanation from a social media platform perspective about why porn-friendly social media was, in his opinion, essentially impossible in 2022. I linked and quoted extensively from Matt’s Tumblr post Why “Go Nuts, Show Nuts” Doesn’t Work in 2022. Well, now, guess what? I just tried to follow that link to revisit his essay, and look what I got!
As it happens, I think that Matt’s unusually-open essay from the perspective of a social media owner/operator is an important document in the history of censorship battles, the pornocalypse, and the contest between closed social media silos and the open web. So here’s an open link (no login required) to his essay in the Internet Archive:
Why “Go Nuts, Show Nuts” Doesn’t Work in 2022
And here, because diversity in archiving is good, is another copy:
Why “Go Nuts, Show Nuts” Doesn’t Work in 2022
For those who don’t know or remember, Tumblr used to have a policy around porn that was literally “Go nuts, show nuts. Whatever.” That was memorable and hilarious, and for many people, Tumblr both hosted and helped with the discovery of a unique type of adult content.
In 2018, when Tumblr was owned by Verizon, they swung in the other direction and instituted an adult content ban that took out not only porn but also a ton of art and artists – including a ban on what must have been fun for a lawyer to write, female presenting nipples. This policy is currently still in place, though the Tumblr and Automattic teams are working to make it more open and common-sense, and the community labels launch is a first step toward that.
That said, no modern internet service in 2022 can have the rules that Tumblr did in 2007. I am personally extremely libertarian in terms of what consenting adults should be able to share, and I agree with “go nuts, show nuts” in principle, but the casually porn-friendly era of the early internet is currently impossible. Here’s why:
- Credit card companies are anti-porn. You’ve probably heard how Pornhub can’t accept credit cards anymore. Or seen the new rules from Mastercard. Whatever crypto-utopia might come in the coming decades, today if you are blocked from banks, credit card processing, and financial services, you’re blocked from the modern economy. The vast majority of Automattic’s revenue comes from people buying our services and auto-renewing on credit cards, including the ads-free browsing upgrade that Tumblr recently launched. If we lost the ability to process credit cards, it wouldn’t just threaten Tumblr, but also the 2,000+ people in 97 countries that work at Automattic across all our products.
- App stores, particularly Apple’s, are anti-porn. Tumblr started in 2007, the same year the iPhone was released. Originally, the iPhone didn’t have an App Store, and the speed of connectivity and quality of the screen meant that people didn’t use their smartphone very much and mostly interacted with Tumblr on the web, using desktop and laptop computers (really). Today 40% of our signups and 85% of our page views come from people on mobile apps, not on the web. Apple has its own rules for what’s allowed in their App Store, and the interpretation of those rules can vary depending on who is reviewing your app on any given day. Previous decisions on what’s allowed can be reversed any time you submit an app update, which we do several times a month. If Apple permanently banned Tumblr from the App Store, we’d probably have to shut the service down. If you want apps to allow more adult content, please lobby Apple. No one in the App Store has any effective power, even multi-hundred-billion companies like Facebook/Meta can be devastated when Apple changes its policies. Aside: Why do Twitter and Reddit get away with tons of super hardcore content? Ask Apple, because I don’t know. My guess is that Twitter and Reddit are too big for Apple to block so they decided to make an example out of Tumblr, which has “only” 102 million monthly visitors. Maybe Twitter gets blocked by Apple sometimes too but can’t talk about it because they’re a public company and it would scare investors.
- There are lots of new rules around verifying consent and age in adult content. The rise of smartphones also means that everyone has a camera that can capture pictures and video at any time. Non-consensual sharing has grown exponentially and has been a huge problem on dedicated porn sites like Pornhub – and governments have rightly been expanding laws and regulations to make sure everyone being shown in online adult content is of legal age and has consented to the material being shared. Tumblr has no way to go back and identify the featured persons or the legality of every piece of adult content that was shared on the platform and taken down in 2018, nor does it have the resources or expertise to do that for new uploads.
- Porn requires different service providers up and down the stack. In addition to a company primarily serving adult content not having access to normal financial services and being blocked by app stores, they also need specialized service providers – for example, for their bandwidth and network connections. Most traditional investors won’t fund primarily adult businesses, and may not even be allowed to by their LP agreements. (When Starbucks started selling alcohol at select stores, some investors were forced to sell their stock.)
If you wanted to start an adult social network in 2022, you’d need to be web-only on iOS and side load on Android, take payment in crypto, have a way to convert crypto to fiat for business operations without being blocked, do a ton of work in age and identity verification and compliance so you don’t go to jail, protect all of that identity information so you don’t dox your users, and make a ton of money. I estimate you’d need at least $7 million a year for every 1 million daily active users to support server storage and bandwidth (the GIFs and videos shared on Tumblr use a ton of both) in addition to hosting, moderation, compliance, and developer costs.
I do hope that a dedicated service or company is started that will replace what people used to get from porn on Tumblr. It may already exist and I don’t know about it. They’ll have an uphill battle under current regimes, and if you think that’s a bad thing please try to change the regimes. Don’t attack companies following legal and business realities as they exist.
It’s an important snapshot of a moment in adult social media history, and it needs to be publicly viewable for future scholars, researchers, and commentators.
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