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June 1st, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Candle Girl

I bring you one of the simpler debaucheries: a girl with a lit candle up her butt.

girl with a lit candle burning in her anus

Art is by Milo Manara.

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May 31st, 2011 -- by Bacchus

The Ordeal Of The Stapler

This is what happens to you if you don’t staple your TPS reports properly. So, get it right, people!

bondage and a staple gun, ouch!

 
May 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Fashion Advice For Dungeon Crawlers

Are you curious why it is that “when dungeon-delving, it is wise to wear pants”?

Don’t worry. Dr. Faustus has an illustrative illustration. (Those are the best kind … I much prefer my illustrations to be illustrative.)

 
May 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Like Frankenstein’s Bolts, Her Nipples

Good advice from a sex-writing tips article, though I’d broaden it to suggest avoiding dumb-shit comparisons of all sorts:

Never compare a woman’s nipples to:

a) Cherries.

b) Cherry pits.

c) Pencil erasers.

d) Frankenstein’s bolts.

Nipples are tricky. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and shades. They do not, as a rule, look like much of anything, aside from nipples. So resist making dumb-shit comparisons.

 
May 28th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Very Good Question

Ms. Naughty:

In all the hysterical hand flapping of “somebody think of the children!”, nobody really sits down and says: “Well, what is it that we don’t want kids to learn or do when it comes to sex?”

 
May 27th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Ask You? Nah, We Have An Inkling…

I get that people have the right to be insulting and aggressive about their public speech. But if they transgress what I see as the bounds of civil discourse whilst exercising their right to free speech, then I have no trouble at all with other people doing the same while mocking them. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they do make for a more comfortable public space than allowing the first wrong to go unchallenged:

Burn burn burn

Via Fencehopping.

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May 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Riding With Mom

Most people, they go on a splashy water park amusement fun ride, they just get their clothes wet. Oh, sure, they can try wearing the trash bag poncho like the guy in the background, but it don’t help. They spend the day in squelchy clothes.

If, however, your mom is a nudist, and the security guards are cool, you have options:

mom and daughter nudists ride the water park splash ride

As seen at Erectus.

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