Very Discreet Blowjob
I think the careful fingers wrapped around his penis in this Japanese blowjob artwork are actually a form of self-censorship. The taboo, and I’m told it’s mostly a legal one, is entirely against showing male genitalia; so, creative handwork!

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Kidnapped For Harems and Brothels
One of the things I love about mid-20th-century American men’s magazines is that they were trying so hard to be sleazy. The result? Lovely illustrations of the girl next door in dire peril, looking as though she’s buying a nice Halloween costume at Macy’s with a most irregular assortment of fitting assistants:
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Chasing Lost Vegetables
I did not make up this caption. I am just quoting it where I found it:
“I told you, if you want to borrow my buttplugs, go ahead. This is the LAST time I’m getting a cucumber out of there for you.”
Army Porn: “All Secured, Sir!”
You can hear the order being given in your head, it doesn’t require much imagination.
“Soldier, secure all the porn on this base!”
“Sir, yes sir!”
Probably this is military humor.
Probably.
Via a Tumblr. [It has died.]
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Spin The Bottle In The 21st Century
Some things change. Some things are forgotten. Some things you thought were forgotten, the young people actually do remember, but they’ve put a new twist on it you never thought you’d live long enough to see. Like, say, the old game of “Spin The Bottle”, played the Lightspeed University 21st Century way:
Towel Boy? Oh, Towel Boy…
She’s been taught to smile. So, the brilliant and quite attractive smile stays fixed on her face.
But, she’d really like a towel now. And so she’s looking for the towel boy…
The sticky cutie is Cherry Poppens in 1000 Facials Volume 3.









