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December 14th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

A Bee Girl For Faustus

Found this picture on my hard drive — provenance utterly unknown, probably alt. binaries. pictures. nude or some similarly untraceable source — and immediately thought of Faustus and his bee girls:

painted nude bee girl

 
December 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

In Thrall To The Machines

Attribution note: I found this thanks to Twitter, but can’t recreate the attribution flow. Quiet Saturday morning, looking at people in my stream, looking at who they follow, reading a few of those, looking at who they follow, seeing a couple of interesting tweets, hitting a profile link… and suddenly I’m reading this.

But first, more preface. The Hitachi Magic Wand is said to be the gold standard among powerful vibrators — too powerful for some, but the first, and in some cases only, way to fly for innumerable women who find orgasm tricky or difficult. And increasingly over the last couple of years, I’m seeing it used in BDSM porn, substituting “forced” real orgasms for the traditional lamely-faked ones. (See, e.g., bits of the trailer or the 4th, 8th, and 10th pictures from this shoot.) I’ve wondered about that on more than one occasion. And now (second run up to the lane, let’s see if I can hurl the bowling ball this time) here’s Post Modern Sleaze:

He’s wrapping me in plastic. I can hear the peel and coil of the wrap, the slight tackiness of it as it folds around my limbs. I’m still hooded, breathing through a tube and sometimes the air stops, rubber inflating and deflating uselessly, enough to bring me part way to a panic. Then released. After a short while, I’m done. Bagged and tagged. There’s only a couple of inches on show, arse and cunt. I’m two holes in nothingness. Squirming a little underneath, to see how it feels.

It feels good, tight enough to be held all over and nowhere to go. There’s the chill drizzle of lube over the exposed flesh, making me slick. I am made of concentrated anticipation. There’s something hard, large and seemingly spherical, pressing against my cunt. I tense as I hear mechanical buzzing and my thoughts race at memories of over-powerful magic wands. I become a little scared. The shape presses inside me, pushing slowly in and out, uncaringly pushing through taut, worried flesh. It’s hard and it hurts enough to mean something. It throbs with weight. And there’s something else, pushed close against my clit. I recognise the hitachi and barely have time to utter a pre-emptive yelp before it roars into life and my body explodes with sensation.

It’s too much. I know it’s too much after two or three miliseconds. It’s too much but it isn’t stopping and I can’t move. I can moan though, which I do, as if the pressure against my cunt and inside me is trying to come out of my mouth. It doesn’t help. I have never felt force like it and it is force, brute force, commanding deep responses. It’s not exactly pain, it’s not exactly pleasure, it pitches between the two, in waves equally unyielding and incessant. I cannot relax into it and I cannot get away from it. Sometimes I’m sucked down by it, other times I can edge myself away a little but then the pitch changes and it’s too strong again.

I tense, almost as if I’m about to orgasm, but the pressure is too much and I can’t. Something has to give. So I started to cry with the helpless frustration of it all. All this time when I thought I was tied up to be the object and instead I am a whimpering scrap of flesh plastered to a bench in thrall to the real machines.

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December 11th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Sexy Phone, Take Two

Here’s another approach to the sexy phone problem explored the other day. Instead of a sexy phone made of crappy plastic, just use the solid old black rotary (just like Mistress Matisse!) but get yourself a sexy telephone table:

bondage girl in service as a sexy phone table

Leather straps and ball gag not included; no batteries required.

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December 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Taking It Off

This really simple “getting undressed” comic panel I found on Usenet works for me:

taking off her top

 
December 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Masturbation Simile Of The Day

Overheard on Twitter: “A Fleshlight is super soft and velvety. It’s like jerking off into one of the pockets of your favorite uncle’s cashmere blazer.”

 
December 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Hark! It’s The Pussy Phone!

This is one of the most astonishing bits of 1970s design I’ve ever seen. And the marketing copy! Conversation “piece”, get it? Har! Me and the droogs think that will really impress the devotchkas, oh my yes!

plastic pussy phone

From The Frisky via World Sex News.

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December 8th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Scarred Breasts For Tiger Woods?

I’ve been trying hard to ignore the Tiger Woods infidelity scandal, because I take scant amusement from marital infidelity and I don’t believe as much as one percent of what I read in the tabloids. However, I was struck by the smallest detail in connection with one of the women named as a possible Tiger Woods mistress. The woman, a porn star named Holly Sampson, can be seen in loose bondage at Kinky Delight:

bondage photo of alleged Tiger Woods mistress Holly Sampson, showing her breast augmentation scars

Even in the small photo you can see it, but when you view the high resolution photo, her breast augmentation scar pops right out at you:

breast augmentation scar closeup

I’ve never been a fan, aesthetically speaking, of breast augmentation. This is just one more data point in the endless parade of reasons.

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