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December 1st, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Bacchus On Twitter

I scoffed. I balked. I dug in my heels like a crochety old person. Kids these days, and their newfangled fads. It will never amount to anything, I said. Waste of my time. If I wanted to send funny little short messages, I’d have texting enabled on my cell phone. Blah blah blah.

Meanwhile, the world kept right on changing without me.

Slow I may be, but I am finally figuring it out: people I find interesting are having conversations I want to know about, and they’re doing it on Twitter.

So, here goes. My Twitter name is: ErosBlogBacchus.

Better late than never, eh?

 
November 30th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Mistress Matisse In Living Color

It’s not every day that one of my favorite and longest-running sidebar-linked sex bloggers does a porn shoot with my favorite porn production company. In fact, it’s never happened before. So, I’m delighted to announce that Mistress Matisse’s shoot for Kink.com (at their Everything Butt site) has finally gone live.

Now, mind you, given our long virtual association, it would strike me as a little bit weird to show you the closeups of Mistress Matisse cheerfully shoving a huge black dildo up Bobbi Starr’s butt, no matter how much of a hottie you think Bobbi might be (which she totally is). And, to be honest, the free photos and trailer from the shoot don’t show us as much of Mistress Matisse as I was hoping for. As is typical, the focus in a Kink.com shoot is on the submissive in a large majority of the pictures. Fortunately, as a stalwart affiliate I get some extra perks, including member access to the shoots when I need it. Which is how I can bring you Mistress Matisse in living color [note: the Everything Butt image I had here at first has been replaced, at her gracious but emphatic request, by a different image she provided, because she thought the EB image unflattering]:

Mistress Matisse

Here [we return now to the originally-scheduled Everything Butt photos] she is in the world’s most barren office, hard at work with the cutting-edge info tech of the early twentieth century:

Mistress Matisse at work

Whatever her job, though, you cannot argue with perks that include Bobbi Starr:

Mistress Matisse and Bobbi Starr

Mistress Matisse and Bobbi Starr

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November 30th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Bizarre Magazine

A helpful reader sent in this link to a collection of scans from John Willie’s famous Bizarre magazine:

Bizarre magazine by John Willie

 
November 29th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Foot Job Comic

 
November 28th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Memo To A Lesbian-Fearing Dickhead

This is a memo to the fellow who was spewing (or attempting to spew, moderation of first-time commenters for the win!) his special fermented flavor of crypto-fascist misogynistic crap here this morning. Dude:

Lesbians don’t hate men in general. They just hate YOU in particular.

Here is a special scene for you to savor. Just your sort of thing: strong women, kissing each other, wearing rubber penises, loving on a man without much regard for his feelings on the matter, even stealing his vital essences with turkey basters. Enjoy!

three strong women

three women with rubber penises

woman getting ready to go deep

Aggressive man-hating lesbians with turkey basters? Surely not!

three women kissing

Image credits: Divine Bitches.

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November 27th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Sex Makes You Thirsty

Via Kinky Delight we have this old mineral water advertisement, which I somehow suspect was for European publication only:

Perrier ad showing disheveled woman after a roll in the hay

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November 25th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Two Cheeky Girls

Somebody is going to do a database search on me someday to find out just how often I lazily present an image with the same line: “I love this…” followed by a few words and a picture. But it’s true. On a day when I’m busy (gobble gobble, turkeys to catch!) there are always pictures. So…

I love the pose and the mischievous expressions on these two models:

two cheeky girls

From Usenet.

 
 
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