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September 22nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

A Serious Breach Of Medical Ethics

This little photo essay from Dr. Tushy tells the story of a medical exam gone unprofessionally friendly. I especially like the look in her eye the moment she begins to grow skeptical of the “breast exam”. You can almost hear her thinking “Well, if that’s the way it’s going to be, give me that damn stethoscope and show me someplace warm of yours to put it!”

pretty woman getting a medical exam

doctor listening to the chest of a beautiful nude woman

doctor is pinching the nipples of a woman who has suddenly grown very skeptical about the medical necessity of this breast exam

pretty nude patient has taken away the sexy doctor\'s stethoscope and his shirt

playful nude patient checks doctor\'s groin area for signs of arousal

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September 21st, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The Flow Of Emotion

This post has turned into a study in faces, as so often happens when I am left too long unsupervised with a set of porn photos and a cropping tool. What’s causing this intense internal conversation that Lilla Katt is having with herself?

Lilla Katt experiencing intense sensations

The answer? Warm soapy water, and lots of it, with just a little bit of help from the power of gravity:

lilla-katt-kneeling-and-receiving-an-enema.jpg

Images are from this Everything Butt shoot.

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September 20th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Problems In Furry Land

This is from the not-very-secret pop-up easter egg tooltip text associated with a recent xkcd comic:

There’s Livejournal drama between those who want to wear human suits over fursuits and those who just take off the fursuits.

What’s notable about this asserted fact is that:

1) I believe it, absolutely, despite having made zero effort to Google it or confirm it in any other way;

2) The fact of my belief says something profound and interesting about the way we process information and establish our trust heuristics in the internet “information overload” era.

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September 18th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The Witches Of Hans Baldung

Is it almost Halloween yet? Because I stumbled over this “Three Witches” illustration by Hans Baldung:

three witches

And then, when I looked him up in the Wikipedia, I found his “Witch And Dragon”:

witch and dragon

I never knew that, when slaying dragons in the nude, you had to worry about him slipping you some tongue.

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September 17th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Surly Girl

I see this girl as having a slightly surly look on her face, as if she’s thinking: “Do you mind? I’m having a moment here.”

girl with her panties down

From here.

 
September 16th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

C Is For Catholic?

This lustily-illuminated letter C looks as if it might come from the long era when anti-clerical propaganda and lurid pornography were combined in one unified genre throughout the Protestant world:

illuminated debauchery and sin

However, from the “gourari.jpg” filename this image had when I found it, and from some supporting Google results that aren’t quite linkworthy, I suspect that the artist is one Liliane Gourari, whose illustrations appeared in at least one mid-twentieth-century edition of the Marquis de Sade’s “Justine”.

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September 16th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Buttfucking Is OK, But No Smoking After

Daze has an amusing commentary on the Bowdlerization practices at Fox Movie Channel:

Last night Fox Movie Channel showed Die Hard three times in a row. FMC shows movies letterboxed, commercial-free and mostly uncensored, though its repertoire is very limited. Even half-watching while working online, I noticed something odd about the current state of standards and practices.

FMC left the line “Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker” intact. Ditto the line “Asshole? I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV”. FMC is down with anal humor, good for them.

Here’s what you can’t say on FMC: “Smoke em if you got em”. That line was overdubbed to “Light em if you got em”.

WTF?!? I loathe tobacco smoke as much as anyone, but censoring old movies to remove smoking references is a terrible, terrible idea. Especially classics like Die Hard.

 
 
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