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July 14th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Women In Prison Movies, Done Better

As every red-blooded American guy knows, there’s an entire genre of “women in prison” movies featuring, in varying degrees, bondage, nudity, sex, and soapy lesbian shower scenes. Most of these movies ultimately deliver less of all four than they advertise in the trailer, although rare (and inevitably hard to find) counter-examples do exist. Still and all, if there’s a guy out there who hasn’t been disappointed by a “WIP” flick, I haven’t met him.

Pornographers, fortunately, are not constrained by the legalities and customs appurtenant to theatrical distribution. For anybody who has a credit card, it’s now possible to remedy the almost-forgotten adolescent dissatisfaction with the six short seconds of grainy naked boobies that were the highlight of the (only) shower scene in “South American Chain Gang Girls” on Cinemax at 2:00AM in 1988. I’m thinking the Captive Slut movie and photo shoot is what somebody at Whipped Ass thinks South American Chain Gang Girls should have looked like, back in 1988, or maybe 1974:

female prisoner taking a shower, with soap

The getting-rapidly-cleaner model with the expressively worried-looking face is Clare Dames. As mentioned above, the move/shoot is called Captive Slut.

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July 13th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Hands On Firemen In London

From London comes word (link via Bondage Blog) of an unfortunate fellow who had to be cut out of a titanium (!) chastity device at great difficulty by the local fire brigade:

Firefighters had to cut a man out of a titanium chastity belt intended for sex games last week.

Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man’s home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself from the device.

It took about 45 minutes for firefighters to release the man, believed to be in his 40s, from the structure.

Crew manager Brennan Healey, from the fire station, said the man, of average build, had put the two-piece device on in the morning but then realised he did not have a key to open it.

“The man had lots of swelling in his genital area,” said Mr Healey. “It took a long time to release him because he was in a lot of pain, and we needed to give him oxygen.

“Firefighter Simon Mitchell did a great job and was especially ‘hands on’. When the man was released we called the London Ambulance Service who took him to hospital, but he seemed much better by then.

A sad story to be sure, but it got me to thinking. I don’t know how things are in Kingston or in Ham, but if this story had happened in San Francisco, I think our “hands on” fireman would suddenly be getting a lot of friendly personal calls.

 
July 13th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Road Trip, Pacific Isles

pacific island girl lounging on the beach

 
July 12th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

The Problem With Sweater Puppies

A man waiting for a bus noticed a pretty young woman stuffing her little dog into her blouse so that she’d be able to sneak the dog onto a a bus without the driver seeing him. She made it successfully past the driver, but when she sat down, the man who had watched her hide the dog now noticed that she was squirming uncomfortably in her seat.

“What’s the matter?” he asked. “Isn’t he housebroken?”

“Mister, he’s housebroken, all right,” the woman replied. “He just isn’t weaned.”

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July 11th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Air Mattress Rider

Today’s water nymph is Chris Starr, as seen in the May 1968 issue of Adam magazine:

ride the bucking air mattress

 
July 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Skinny Dipping With Lisa St. Clair

Returning to the summery image flood, here’s Lisa St. Clair from an old issue of ACE magazine:

lisa st clair skinny dipping

 
July 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Strippers And Vodka

Whatever you hope will happen after you pay the megabucks for two of the girls to join you in the Champaigne Room, what’s actually going to happen probably looks a lot more like this:

strippers and grey goose

Big fun, oh yeah.

 
 
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