June 21st, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Cleaning A Series Of Tubes
Um, is this a letter from Senator Stevens?
From The Stockroom’s actual customer letters.
The Sex Blog Of Record
June 20th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Illustrating The Patriarchy
A progressive and modern view of gender relationships from Jem: The Magazine For Masterful Men:
And what does the half naked wife / maid / scullery wench on her knees with the scrub brush think about all this? Could we zoom in on her priceless facial expression, please?
June 19th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Sucking The Bong
I’m not sure what category this goes in:
Proof — as if we needed any — that there are always a few girls who will do anything for a man who has lots of weed? A reminder that art glass doesn’t have to be functional? Or just de gustibus non disputandum est?
The only thing I’m sure about is, I know some redneck male pot smokers who would be deeply conflicted if somebody loaded this and handed it to them.
June 18th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
OMG, How Tacky!
I know, I know, calling Yahoo tacky is like calling the sky blue. And my point is?
But anyway. Frank from OMG Blog writes with news that Yahoo! has ripped him off:
In case you were wondering: No, I have not partnered with Yahoo! to create yet another derivative celebrity gossip rag. They are just flagrantly copying !! omg blog !! in more ways than they should.
!! omg blog !! has been around with its current graphic design since July, 2003. For my newer readers, that was back before Yahoo! even knew what a blog was and when Pink is the New Blog was white and lavender.
Since then, our readership has grown to the point that it would be impossible for the folks at Yahoo! not to have visited !! omg blog !! at least once (if not daily).
Content-wise, I can’t claim the sole right to post photos of Paris Hilton pumping gas (especially in light of my strict no-Hilton-content-ever policy), but I do take special offense at the direct thievery of my blog’s name, punctuation, and color scheme.
Of course blatant imitation is rife in the sex blog world — I can’t tell you how many Erosblog imitators have come and gone, but it’s more than a handful — but we do expect better from major media properties that employ designers and creative people out the wazoo. I doubt Frank can do much about this except name and shame — as he acknowledges, there aren’t really any core intellectual property rights being infringed on here — but some naming and shaming does indeed seem appropriate.
Also, maybe some booing?
June 18th, 2007 -- by Aphrodite
What Color Of Boobies Would You Like With Your Summer?
Aphrodite blogs:
Now this is something that looks like alot of fun! These pictures are of the naked bikers that lead the Fremont Solstice Parade each year. What color of boobies do you like best?
It’s cool to see people of all ages doing the nekkid ride:
And you can’t welcome summer without some sunshine, right?
I gotsta say that some of the best “WTF?” pictures are of naked bikers…..with helmets on. I think your head can handle contact with the asphalt better than your dangly bits!!!
All these pictures (and oh-so-many more!) from Flickr. Clicky the linky to get Fremont Parade search results.
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June 16th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Anal Tourism Research
Did you know anal tourism was a big deal in academia?
A female undergrad walks up to the desk for help.
“Hi, I’m looking for anal tourism research.” She says.
I could not have heard her correctly.
“Um, what?” I reply.
“I’m looking for anal tourism research.”
Like Thailand and Vegas? “I think there is a typo.” I counter.
“No, my professor was very specific about anal.”
I don’t ask if there was an oral exam. “We can take a look, but I don’t think that’s right.”
“Please? Anal research is important, I need it bad.”
I start searching in the catalogue, typing in ‘annal’ to end this.
“It’s anal, A-N-A-L. Anal was at the top of the list of the things he wanted.”
I bet it was. “We don’t have it under that listing.”
“Well, how can I get Anal Tourism Research?”
Some Barry White, some K-Y, some minor discomfort.
“How about we try some variant spellings?”
“But I want anal.”
“Please trust me on this.” I don’t want my boss to walk over while she shouts “I want anal!” again.
“Here we go, Annals of Tourism Research.”
“But, anal…”
“Is something very different.”
I could see the dawning in her eyes as she made the connection.
“I, anal, oh my god.”
“Is there anything else I can help you with?”Even when coeds are begging for me to give them anal, I’m still a professional.
From The Society of Librarians Who Say “Motherfucker”. (I found it here.)
