June 18th, 2007 -- by Aphrodite
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Now this is something that looks like alot of fun! These pictures are of the naked bikers that lead the Fremont Solstice Parade each year. What color of boobies do you like best?
It’s cool to see people of all ages doing the nekkid ride:
And you can’t welcome summer without some sunshine, right?
I gotsta say that some of the best “WTF?” pictures are of naked bikers…..with helmets on. I think your head can handle contact with the asphalt better than your dangly bits!!!
All these pictures (and oh-so-many more!) from Flickr. Clicky the linky to get Fremont Parade search results.
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June 16th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Did you know anal tourism was a big deal in academia?
A female undergrad walks up to the desk for help.
“Hi, I’m looking for anal tourism research.” She says.
I could not have heard her correctly.
“Um, what?” I reply.
“I’m looking for anal tourism research.”
Like Thailand and Vegas? “I think there is a typo.” I counter.
“No, my professor was very specific about anal.”
I don’t ask if there was an oral exam. “We can take a look, but I don’t think that’s right.”
“Please? Anal research is important, I need it bad.”
I start searching in the catalogue, typing in ‘annal’ to end this.
“It’s anal, A-N-A-L. Anal was at the top of the list of the things he wanted.”
I bet it was. “We don’t have it under that listing.”
“Well, how can I get Anal Tourism Research?”
Some Barry White, some K-Y, some minor discomfort.
“How about we try some variant spellings?”
“But I want anal.”
“Please trust me on this.” I don’t want my boss to walk over while she shouts “I want anal!” again.
“Here we go, Annals of Tourism Research.”
“But, anal…”
“Is something very different.”
I could see the dawning in her eyes as she made the connection.
“I, anal, oh my god.”
“Is there anything else I can help you with?”
Even when coeds are begging for me to give them anal, I’m still a professional.
From The Society of Librarians Who Say “Motherfucker”. (I found it here.)
June 14th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Paris Hilton’s ass:
Paris Hilton’s ass, Spanking Blog style:
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June 13th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
From the same source as the infamous Hitler’s Penis post comes this bit of British wartime propaganda aimed at making the German common soldier wonder what his fraulein is getting up to:
The caption, loosely translated, reads “Firmly and true the foreign worker sticks it in.”
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June 12th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Beer bottle fellatio? Not sure what’s going on in this picture, but the girl on the left sure seems to be enjoying it:
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June 10th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
If your grasp of mythology is sub-par like mine, you might sometimes wonder “What is it with all these images of naked women and swans?”
For all the answers you might want, there’s an extended discussion (with many many images) at Silent Porn Star.
All you’re going to get for an answer here is a Yeats poem and a strangely menacing rear-entry swan:
Leda And The Swan, by William Butler Yeats, 1928
A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.
How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?
A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower
And Agamemnon dead.
Being so caught up,
So mastered by the brute blood of the air
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?
June 10th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Overheard by The Barmaid:
Girl: Look at the boobs on that bartender. They’re enormous! My boobs aren’t big enough.
Boy: Your boobs are perfect. I wouldn’t change a thing about you.
Girl: You’re only saying that because I blow you at least once every single day.
Boy: I’ll admit, it doesn’t hurt.
