This has to be a troll / prank post. It has to be. Please, nobody could be so stupid, it has to be.

Please?

If it were real, it would be the ultimate answer to that “why are men always chasing those dumb bimbos, the ones so dumb they can’t breathe without reminders” complaint you sometimes hear from smart women:

I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.

I think I like this even if it doesn’t make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can’t tell. Has anyone else heard of thjis? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?

Via Sexoteric.

I think this may be the best “first line of a sex blog post” I’ve ever seen:

“It had about it some of the agonizing pleasure of sodomy.”

Um, is this a letter from Senator Stevens?

From The Stockroom’s actual customer letters.

A progressive and modern view of gender relationships from Jem: The Magazine For Masterful Men:

And what does the half naked wife / maid / scullery wench on her knees with the scrub brush think about all this? Could we zoom in on her priceless facial expression, please?

I’m not sure what category this goes in:

Proof — as if we needed any — that there are always a few girls who will do anything for a man who has lots of weed? A reminder that art glass doesn’t have to be functional? Or just de gustibus non disputandum est?

The only thing I’m sure about is, I know some redneck male pot smokers who would be deeply conflicted if somebody loaded this and handed it to them.

I know, I know, calling Yahoo tacky is like calling the sky blue. And my point is?

But anyway. Frank from OMG Blog writes with news that Yahoo! has ripped him off:

In case you were wondering: No, I have not partnered with Yahoo! to create yet another derivative celebrity gossip rag. They are just flagrantly copying !! omg blog !! in more ways than they should.

!! omg blog !! has been around with its current graphic design since July, 2003. For my newer readers, that was back before Yahoo! even knew what a blog was and when Pink is the New Blog was white and lavender.

Since then, our readership has grown to the point that it would be impossible for the folks at Yahoo! not to have visited !! omg blog !! at least once (if not daily).

Content-wise, I can’t claim the sole right to post photos of Paris Hilton pumping gas (especially in light of my strict no-Hilton-content-ever policy), but I do take special offense at the direct thievery of my blog’s name, punctuation, and color scheme.

Of course blatant imitation is rife in the sex blog world — I can’t tell you how many Erosblog imitators have come and gone, but it’s more than a handful — but we do expect better from major media properties that employ designers and creative people out the wazoo. I doubt Frank can do much about this except name and shame — as he acknowledges, there aren’t really any core intellectual property rights being infringed on here — but some naming and shaming does indeed seem appropriate.

Also, maybe some booing?

Now this is something that looks like alot of fun! These pictures are of the naked bikers that lead the Fremont Solstice Parade each year. What color of boobies do you like best?

It’s cool to see people of all ages doing the nekkid ride:

And you can’t welcome summer without some sunshine, right?

I gotsta say that some of the best “WTF?” pictures are of naked bikers…..with helmets on. I think your head can handle contact with the asphalt better than your dangly bits!!!

All these pictures (and oh-so-many more!) from Flickr. Clicky the linky to get Fremont Parade search results.

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