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November 29th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Fellatrix Triumphant

The absolute triumphant glee on this woman’s sticky face is all the proof you need that she is proud of a job well done. Does she live for her man’s pleasure? Or does she just enjoy the sensation of hot jizz erupting all over her face? We weren’t there; we don’t know. The photo is testimonial but maddeningly unspecific:

gleeful woman with cum on her face after a facial cumshot -- or maybe it's just sugar syrup

I did my best to track this photo to its source, but in the end, the oldest specific source I could find was amid the archived bones of a dodgy euro filesharing site from 2010, where it was captioned “We’ve all seen this picture before….” Near as I can tell, the shot was originally an amateur porn upload photo from 2008 or so.

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November 28th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Sorority Brothel Orgy

Looking at this vintage erotic photo I honestly can’t tell whether these topless women in nice but not exotic-for-its-time lingerie are at a lesbian orgy, a sorority slumber party, or an extremely informal lineup at a small brothel. So to hell with it. I just made up a title that incorporates all of those possibilities!

four nude topless women lounging on a bed in a hotel or dorm room waiting for the orgy to start or the slumber party to be over or perhaps for the john to make his choice

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November 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Blowing Up Her Skirt

Everybody I’ve ever met who had (and took) the opportunity to be in a marching band assures me that the hedonic benefits (especially for high schoolers) vastly outweighed the time commitment and energy required. “That one time, at band camp…” is a cliché for a damned good reason! But here’s an upskirt angle I never considered:

musician with a brass instrument blowing up the skirts of the drum majorette to get a better view of her ass

Cartoon is from the January 1962 issue of Romp magazine, which was one of the Humorama titles. Cartoonist is George Crenshaw.

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November 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Jimmy “The Shoe Guy” Does Thanksgiving

Let’s be honest. Thanksgiving dinner isn’t going well for our man Jimmy. His fiancé took him home to meet the family, and then promptly started ignoring him for reasons yet to be determined. Her sister is just as sexy but twice as bitchy; she hasn’t directly addressed him since he arrived, but her snarky comments leave little doubt she knows he’s not good enough to join the family. It’s been a strained, boring, and unpleasant meal so far.

bad Thanksgiving dinner

Eventually he just can’t take it any longer. Out of sheer boredom, he “contrives to drop his napkin” as they say in Victorian erotica. And then he vanishes below the tablecloth to see what fun might be found there. After briefly considering giving his fiancé an unexpected thrill, he decides against it. In her current mood, she might fail to play along, and go with “humiliate Jimmy” instead. Not his game; not in front of the parents anyway. But hey, the bitchy sister has some amazingly sexy toes, and the shoes to show them off!

napkin dropping foot pervert

And so he decides to excuse himself from the table, make a beeline to the sister’s bedroom, and see if the rest of her shoe collection is as sexy as the ones she’s wearing. He might even leave her a little present in some of them!

shoe thief

Jackpot! What a collection! Jimmy is in love.

sexy shoe love

At this point, all impulse control is gone. He grabs a big pile of shoes and commences to wallow in them. What could possibly go wrong?

time for a shoe wank

Yeah, he didn’t give the bitchy sister enough credit. She knows a sneaky shoe-debaucher when she meets one! And so she waits just long enough to catch him in the act. Jimmy is so busted!

busted while shoe wanking

Luckily for Jimmy, she’s bored too, and just as horny as he is. She’s a little rough on him, but in the end, the boring dinner is rescued for both of them.

foot worship reward

Photos are from Thanksgiving Femdom Foot Affair in the Kink Prime network.

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November 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Spoiled For Choice: Can Can Girls And Camgirls

leering club patron with his face in the crotch of two high-kicking can can dancers

There is a direct line from the high-kicking can can girls of the Moulin Rouge in late-1880s Paris and the hard working cams performers on any good cam site today. Hear me out! I’m not jerking you around. Then and now, we’re talking about higher-status sex workers shaking their booties and showing off their less-private-than-usual nether regions to a large audience of horny men with ready cash and a taste for choice and selection.

nine chorus girls showing off the seams of their stockings

What, you think the high-kicking burlesque dancers of the early Paris cabarets were originally as chaste-presenting as the 20th-century versions you may have seen in Hayes-Code censored Hollywood musicals, or on 1950s television?

can can dancers high kicking on the Jackie Gleason show

I’m calling bullshit on that. What you need to remember is that when the can can dance was invented (by women tepidly labeled “courtesans” on Wikipidia) the default pattern for women’s underwear was knickers with a split crotch, to simplify, shall we say, a variety of bodily functions and activities without having to strip off complex layers of dresses and petticoats.

lewd cancan rique art

I’m not saying that early patrons of the cabaret were actually getting a split-beaver show through all those layers of flying lace, but the implication and promise was 100% there. The high-rolling club patrons were there to look at a vast selection of high-class pussy. (And more: whether or not those men saw all they hoped on stage, there’s been some version of the champagne room in every club since clubs were invented.)

you get more backstage access with a nice smile and bribe than you do with a nice smile alone

Which brings us to the cams performers of today. If you choose a good adult cam aggregator you’ll find dozens or hundreds of online sexy people. An endless scroll, most likely. A veritable buffet of tasty cams performers. A huge video wall of hotness! It’s easy to be overwhelmed. But your inner voyeur, if you have one, should be well pleased. And if you want to get a better view of any of these sexy ladies, why it’s a simple matter of tips or tokens. Generosity speaks as loudly in 2022 as it ever did in 1895!

endless line of can can dancers with feathered hats and their knees up

It is ironic, I think, that the earthy delights of early Parisian cabaret evolved in the 20th century to a polished, stylized, and heavily sanitized sort of glamor. And yet… can any collection of lovely young women flashing their inner thighs and underthings ever be truly sanitized to the satisfaction of blue-noses, prudes, and self-appointed censors?

leather mini skirts on a long row of can can dancers

I’m tempted to say that Hollywood and Broadway gave it a good try, but honestly they didn’t. They just hired brilliant costumers and choreographers and dancers to work within the constraints they had to endure, while subverting those constraints utterly by means of costume design, choreography, and pure pulchritude. We can do nothing but admire the fruits of their labors!

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November 22nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Blowjob At The Office

She strode briskly around his desk, pushed back his office chair, and unzipped the fly of his expensive suit.

wife grabs her executive husband by the dick before giving him a bj

His pretty blonde wife never comes into the team offices to waste his time. He’s a busy man, but for her, he always moves his appointments, and she never lets him regret it:

football wife gives her busy team executive husband an office hummer blowjob

This .gif is part of a clip from the movie Footballers’ Housewives.

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November 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Return To The City

The music festival was good, and a quick dip in a convenient pond got the worst of the muddy ordure off, afterwards. But the clothing? A hopeless case. Way too nasty to wear again. So it’s time for the naked hitchhike back to the city!

nude hippy naked hitchhiking after Woodstock or another music festival

The image, ironically, is from this 1971 magazine ad for clothing.

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