This is fun:

Dominant women smoking cigarettes (and doing mean, mean things with them) are a frequent theme in “femdom” porn, especially from places like Japan where smoking seems to remain a bit more “cool” than it has become in the United States. Here’s a fragment from a manga comic panel featuring a vulnerably posed naked man and a domina poised to extinguish her smoke:

You can see the whole panel here, but don’t click unless you’re prepared to wince and shudder.

Found in the alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons newsgroup on Usenet.

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Here are two micro-fragments of dating advice from Smitten that strike me as particularly worthy:

Beware of any man who calls an ex-girlfriend or wife “that bitch.” … A man like this is guaranteed to be calling you by the same name, or something more innovative, later on to his next girlfriend who will stroke his arm and say, “I’m so sowwy she was so mean to you.”

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Beware of men who think that every woman they work with is either stupid, a slut or la piece de resistance, a stupid slut, as there is not a chance deep down inside that they don’t think the same of you.

Every now and then, those clean-cut young men (you know the ones) screw up and knock on the wrong door.

Well, actually only two lesbian nuns. I do tend to write hyperbolic headlines:

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Thanks to everybody that helped after J’s and my first fight. I told him some of the things that were written there, and after we made up I showed him where I got it from. He was shocked, but not mad, and said he needs to think about things. That was two days ago. I’m trying to be patient.

Here’s something alot more pleasant for you to enjoy….it’s the season of sexy tan lines, and this black and white photo is just delish!

One of several nude photos in SkyShaper’s Flickr gallery.

Here’s a satirical (but not necessarily incorrect) article on How To Use Google To Get A Girl And Get Laid. Parts of it I don’t fully agree with (possibly because by modern standards I am an Old Fuddy-Duddy) but this particular paragraph I strongly endorse, because, well, er, not to put too fine a point on things, um, it worked for me:

The Google search engine is a very powerful way of getting yourself found. A good way to get yourself found is to create your own website with lots of details about yourself on it. Or rather lots of untrue crap that you hope some girl will find appealing. Since Johnny McCool is using his real name then it makes sense for him to register JohnnyMcCool.com. To get yourself found you will need to structure your site in such a way as to make it “search engine friendlyâ€?. This means a few things such as figuring out what words you want people to use when they search for you and then seeding your webpages with those search terms. Further to this, the more you update the site, the more Google will visit and the higher up in search results you’ll be. Google rewards you for fresh content. Therefore set up a blog on your site.

Thanks to Scobleizer for the link.