Once or twice in my life I went hunting for mountain sheep, but as typically happens, I never got within a dozen rifle shots of one of those tasty but elusive beasts. Perhaps it’s true after all that blondes have more fun:

From Usenet.

Over at Kiss and Blog, Wombat says more about his soon-to-be-renamed Ten Date Rule. It makes alot of sense to me:

Doesn’t it make sense to recognize that having sex changes things? Not only does your body react, but the way you think about the man changes too. Thanks to oxytocin, you will now want to be with him more than before. Unfortunately, the guy isn’t affected in the same way, and without an existing attachment may not be as interested in continuing the liaison. This causes heartbreak for women when their feelings intensify after first sex, and the guy does The Fadeout.

Allowing the man to get to know and like you beyond the temptation of intercourse will improve the odds of him sticking around. Women often fail to allow for the time it takes a bloke to do this. Whereas women know within thirty seconds if particular guy is for them, it can take us much – much – longer. Sure, we like the idea of having sex with you, but getting to the point of wanting a relationship after sticking it in can take a while. Weeks, or longer.

That’s the thing about the TDR; it’s got nothing to do with women. It is all about men. Knowledge of male behaviour means that women can allow for it. Whether you choose to or not is up to you.

Lots more over there. If your knickers are all twisted from the above, be sure to read the comments. Pagan Marbury of Thong Speed and Trouble in Shangri La from Dubious Wonder add alot to Wombat’s post. And their blogs look pretty good too!

Yes, ladies, you really can wash too much:

Coco was naked. Her dark skin glistened with sweat as she stretched out on the bed and pushed my head away from her crotch.

“Stop, please…” she laughed, weakly. She loves oral – she can come repeatedly, in waves upon waves of growing intensity, until she’s sitting in a puddle of her own juices. Which is why I put a towel under her arse before I tied her wrists to the headboard and dove down between her thighs.

I stayed there for a long time.

Coco is very clean. To the point of neurotic over-washing, trimming, shaving and deodorizing – but whatever. What would I gain by objecting? She smells nice. And I mean the underlying smell of her, the real breathing, sweating, self-lubricating woman that she is.

Whatever Coco thinks, she is delicious.

But fortunately, you can’t wash away the delicious.

Sorry folks, but the volume of machine-generated keyword spam in the comments grew beyond my ability to filter and my willingness to manually delete. This is temporary — the long awaited software upgrades are still in the works, and will enable better filtering — but it will probably be at least two weeks before comments are back. Please know that I value your contributions to the ErosBlog community and will restore commenting just as soon as I have the necessary tech in place.

Meanwhile, let us all meditate (with a beatific smile upon our faces) regarding the proper treatment of comment spammers:

Here’s an image that would make a good get-well-soon card:

The infamous goatse.cx anal stretching image (if you’re the last lucky innocent who hasn’t seen it, Google will pop your goatse.cx virginity in a heartbeat) has inspired a wide range of tribute art in diverse media, including (for all I know) improvisational dance. (There are entire sites devoted to these tributes.) The latest infamous example is a bit of garishly colored pottery in the shape of an ashtray, hopefully not some summer camp effort (but you never know).

Clicky the linky — I won’t inflict it on the unwarned.

Similar Sex Blogging:

• Goatse.cx: How He Did It
• Everthing You Always Wanted To Know About Goatse.cx

I’ve been accumulating a little file of the oddest and most disturbing spam subject lines from amongst the zillion porn spams a day that I get. It’s time to share:

Olga gets butt hole rammed and facial blasted

Ouch! Poor Olga! Is she a porn model or a very unfortunate quarry worker?

barely legal perverts gangbanged by wild bears

Zoophilia with bears? Gangbanging bears? Who’s the target demographic here?

watch hot chicks get smacked around

Uh, no thanks. Also, please die.

correct penis oil

Important to get this right, because incorrect penis oil makes your dick fall off.

lesbians piss and smoke

They do? Why yes, I suppose some of them do. Your point is?

Urgent Notification #34419569771119606167

Er, if you’ve already sent out 34 quintillion notifications, you’ve been at it quite awhile. How urgent can this one really be?

Do you want killing sweet viirgin girls ?

That would be a big negatory, Bob. Geez, what a waste of sweet virgin girls. A few other useful projects for them I can think of, if they’re of age and willing, but killing them? Piss off.

Wait, are you the same guy who wrote to me about smacking hot chicks around? You must not have got the memo about women and sex. You know, sex, the fun stuff? Where nobody gets hurt unless they asks very nicely?

Ultra Allure Pheromones will kill her

I guess they don’t work so good then. Have you considered toxic waste disposal rather than direct email sales? Wait, did you buy this stuff from the guy who claims his penis oil is correct?

Jasmine burn anal pumped and cum blasted

Does she work with Olga? Has anybody thought to call OSHA?

Young Bitches so refined and charming!

Which is it? Are they bitches? Or charming? I don’t think I’ve ever met a charming bitch. For that matter, I mostly try to avoid bitches. Don’t you think you’d get better response if you omitted the “bitch” descriptor from your advertising for these refined and charming young women?