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February 7th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

She Loves Her Boobies

Barelace says she loves her “boobies” (her word). And you can see why. [links died and were removed]

 
February 6th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Shedding The Burden Of Virginity

Dan Savage recently published a collection of letters in his Savage Love column, reporting on some real bad “how I lost my virginity” stories. This one poor girl says she got electrocuted, thrown naked into the street, sunk (naked) in a lake, had to walk home naked again, and more:

We first tried at his house. We thought the shower would be a “sexy” place to do it and that the rushing water would also be a nice cover for any strange noises. In this particular tropical country, showerheads are often electric and some fool had made theirs out of metal. I touched the showerhead briefly and was shocked so severely that I fell and spun out across the floor. At that point his host mother barged in, dragged me out of the house by my feet (buck naked, mind you), called me a ”whore,” and kicked me to the curb.

We came up with another brilliant idea: We would borrow something similar to a rowboat from a friend, paddle out onto the local lake, and get the deed done. This boat was something like 20 feet long, about 1 foot deep, and about 4 feet wide, and made of wood. We brought the necessary items: a bottle of liquor, a joint, and a condom. We paddled out and were almost instantly naked. I stuffed our clothes under the seat in the front of the boat. After one slug of the booze and one puff off the joint, we commenced to clumsily roll around in the bottom of the boat. We were about to do the deed when I told him my ass was getting wet.

“That’s supposed to happen,” he said.

A little lesson in boats: They sink slowly until they’re about half full of water, then they go down like lead weights….

My favorite part: “That’s supposed to happen,” quoth young Lothario. Blub blub.

 
February 4th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Escaping From His Pants

This time it’s a vintage handjob:

fully clothed handjob vintage erotica

It’s interesting that her face is shown while his is not. Could this be, like much early erotic photography, an essentially amateur production? Perhaps by a couple of well-to-do “gentlemen” who dare not commit their faces to film, making a souvenir of a dalliance with a lower-status woman who does not care, or cannot afford to object?

 
February 3rd, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Catfighting Sexploitation

I’m not sure what this has to do with anything, except that I like the poster:

reform school catfights and teen-sploitation

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February 2nd, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Getting Your Silver Polished

If you’ve ever imagined that it might be fun and handy to have a scullery maid, to wipe all your dishes and, er, polish your candlesticks, here’s a photographic hint of what it might be like:

hot fetish scullery maid putting away the dishes

From Hustler’s Taboo.

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February 2nd, 2006 -- by Aphrodite

Sexy Ladies Across The Decades

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There’s something about vintage sexy pictures that I really like. Part of it is that being in the smut business was, well, smuttier back then. People’s expressions are different too. Some look bored, others look kind of embarrassed or high, and sometimes they look like they’re really enjoying themselves, not in today’s fake-smile way. You also learn alot, like that all kinds of kink happened way back when. Here are some pictures that show what I mean.

Vintage Switching from Retro Raunch

She looks like she’s sizing her victim up! Will he get the switch or not? (And what is up with that goofy hat on the chair?)

The next lady is one of the ones that look like they’re really enjoying themselves and will rip anybody that criticizes her a new one.

Happy Nude from Retro Raunch

When I saw this picture the song “Afternoon Delight” popped into my head, and now it’s stuck there, ugh.

Sexy Nude Floating Girl

But she is lovely and it would be delightful to splash with her. Thanks to for all these pictures, and lots more! Their pictures are better than these, because I shrank these some. Also a big thank you kiss to Wombat at Kiss & Blog for telling us chicks that confidence is sexy, even when our body isn’t perfect. That’s true for you guys, too.

 
February 1st, 2006 -- by Aphrodite

What To Eat First?

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To help my New Year’s resolution to find a man succeed, I’ve been exercizing more and eating better. Yesterday I weighed myself, and I’ve lost almost ten pounds! Woot!!

I was looking for a pretty postcard to say thanx to my sister, and found a perfect one. Don’t you agree?

Yummy Male Chest, Yummy Chocolates
I don’t know which I’d eat first because I miss both alot. But I like thinking about those candies being chocolate covered cherries, because I would get him hard then open a candy and balance the cherry on top of his cock and let the juice drip down…..and lick and suck and nibble….what a yummy treat. Mmmmmmmm!!! :laugh:

You can find the postcard and lots of others (and chocolate too!) at Virtual Chocolate.

 
 
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