Via Bondage Blog, we find an astounding collection of vital data compiled in the Encyclopedia of Women In Prison Films. Including lots of yummy screen shots, like these from Sadomania in 1981:

Obsessive treasures like this are part of what makes the internet so great.

From Sexoteric, an oldie but goodie:

‘Twas noon when I, scorch’d with the double fire

Of the hot sun and my more hot desire,

Stretch’d on my downy couch at ease was laid,

Big with expectance of the lovely maid.

The curtains but half drawn, a light let in

Such as in shades of thickest groves is seen,

Such as remains when the sun flies away,

Or when night’s gone, and yet it is not day.

This light to modest maids must be allow’d,

Where shame may hope its guilty head to shroud.

And now my love Corinna did appear,

Loose on her neck fell her divided hair;

Loose as her flowing gown, that wanton’d in the air.

In such a garb, with such a grace and mien,

To her rich bed came the Assyrian queen;

So Lais looked when all the youth of Greece

With adoration did her charms confess.

Her envious gown to pull away I tried,

But she resisted still, and still denied;

But so resisted that she seem’d to be

Unwilling to obtain the victory;

So I at last an easy conquest had,

Whilst my fair combatant herself betray’d.

But when she naked stood before my eyes,

Gods, with what charms did she my soul surprise!

What snowy arms did I both see and feel!

With what rich globes did her soft bosom swell!

Plump as ripe clusters rose each glowing breast,

Courting the hand, and suing to be press’d!

What a smooth plain was on her belly spread,

Where thousand little loves and graces play’d!

What thighs! what legs ! but why strive I in vain,

Each limb, each grace, each feature to explain

One beauty did through her whole body shine;

I saw, admir’d, and press’d it close to mine

The rest who knows not? Thus entranc’d we lay,

Till in each other’s arms we died away;

0 give me such a noon, ye gods, to ev’ry day!

— by Ovid (translated by Richard Duke)

As deeply as I plumb the perilous depths of the erotic internet whilst making my daily rounds, I do sometimes find things that make me raise my eyebrows like a pointy-haired boss. The latest contestant is an image of a young lady with her panties full of stinging nettles:

Ow. Also ouchies. Now, that’s just mean.

Found here at Spanking Blog.

If you’ve followed the stories in recent months about the legal and political threats to your freedom of sexual expression, you may have been wondering what happened to the First Amendment. Here’s a small clue. In President Bush’s own words:

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”

Full story here.

I mention this because I want everyone to understand the danger. When the chief official sworn to support and defend our constitution forswears that duty in front of numerous similarly-sworn witnesses, it’s over. Please don’t base your strategies for survival in these trying times on the constitutional protections you learned about in grade school. They are, quite literally, history.

We now return your to your regularly-scheduled smut.

What’s better than porn for your video iPod? Why, bondage porn, of course:

I’m delighted to announce that the last couple of recent updates in the member’s area at Hogtied.com make the video clips for members available in 768 Kbps .mp4 format (iPod compatible) as well as the site’s usual .wmv and .rm formats. The movies look sharp on my iPod, too!

The Hogtied folks say they plan to continue to support the iPod format going forward, and they hope to add .mp4 video to their older archives sometime in the future.

Still photography of a well-tied woman is all very well and good, but sometimes you just need to see her wiggle and squirm in the ropes. On the subway, or in the park, or wherever you happen to be. If that’s you, Hogtied.com has got your back!

Update from the future: Hi, this is the future. We have smartphones now. Video iPods? What the hell was that? The good news is, Kink.com now has everything in .mp4 format, in five different sizes. If you’ve got a screen the size of your thumbnail or the size of your living room wall, they’ve got a device-independent format that will work. Ain’t progress wonderful?

Chelsea Girl from Pretty Dumb Things has the tale of her first squirting experience, done in the style of a breathless young girl’s diary, complete with Hello Kitty graphics, colored ink, and stacked exclamation points:

dear diary,

i have something soooooooooo exciting to tell you!!!!

last night, when i & donny were together (& by together i mean doing it, and you know what i mean don’t you) i squirted!!!!

i know!!!!!

i can’t believe it either!!!!

It’s long and funny and well worth your time.

P.S. Anybody who posts “It’s just pee” (or sentiments of that ilk) in the comments will be rounded up in front of the audience and made to endure derisive shouts of “Virgin! Virgin!” We’re so not having that high school argument here. If you’ve been there, you know better. If you haven’t, please shut the hell up kay thanks.

This month’s I Did It for Science is about, you guessed it, the joys of anal sex.

I returned to the mirror, took another look and slowly touched my anus. “Imagine how mom and dad might feel if they knew what you were doing,” the book proposed.

An image of my mother crying popped into my head. My father tried to comfort her, saying, “At least she has a job.” The book encourages anal explorers to write an imaginary letter to their parents explaining what they are doing and why. I skipped the letter. If I had to write an imaginary letter for every action I performed that my parents would deem disturbing, I’d never get anything done.

Doesn’t that sound familiar! The rest of the tale is fairly funny…..but not nearly as hot as the Evil Science Chick’s story.