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October 3rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

20 YEARS OF EROSBLOG

It’s my birthday! My ErosBlog birthday!

Twenty amazing years of sex blogging. Wow. Happy birthday to {gestures wildly around} all of this!

I’ve published this weird little sex blog for two entire decades, almost half my adult life. On this day, October the 3rd, in 2002, I posted a photo of some sexy British toff-ladies baring their breasts (but no nipple!) as part of their light-hearted “protest” against the then-popular political movement to ban their fox-hunting hobby. OG blogger Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit (who’s still going strong) got the link credit.

That all feels like it happened a very long time ago. Because, indeed, it did.

I have a tradition of writing big wordy posts on ErosBlog anniversaries. (You can see many of these linked in the “Similar Sex Blogging” link block at the bottom of the post.) I originally thought that today, I would dump another massive prose load of that sort. However — and this is your cue to breathe a substantial sigh of relief — I thought better of it. Today I will not be ejaculating two thousand or four thousand or ten thousand words of navel-gazing prose. You deserve better. I can’t do much about getting y’all the things you deserve, but in this instance, simply by doing less, I can preserve you from one of my rambling Prose Dumps of Doom.

Instead, I simply want to thank you all. My readers, my commenters, my loyal patrons, my random accidental visitors… all of you! Without you, none of this would have been possible. Certainly not twenty long years of it! My heartfelt thanks to everyone.

Five years ago I wrote:

Well, friends, here we are in 2017, and we fuckin’ made it. But blogs in general and sex blogs in particular are not just quaint by this point, they’re positively obsolete. I don’t mind saying that 2022 is starting to look like it might be a serious reach for ErosBlog.

A reach? I was right about that. But here we remain, a little older and perhaps somewhat the worse for wear. I’ll take it!

My thoughts on the future of ErosBlog would have been in the big prose lump I spared you all today. Don’t worry. I expect to write about that, and much more, in several 20th-anniversary posts appearing throughout the month. Possible topics include my undiminished mania for curating and attributing porn and erotic art, the sorry state of the open web in general and/or the porn web in particular, the triumph of #pornocalypse in the social media age, the precarious future (because futures are always precarious) of ErosBlog, my never-to-be-realized dream of a genuinely-distributed pornocalypse-proof internet, and probably at least one dreary plea for your further Patreon support.

Twenty long years! I know, I don’t believe it either. Three years ago, on the 17th anniversary, I wrote “It’s a long time to run a website.” That was true, but so is what I wrote next: “I am, however, far from done.”

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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October 1st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

How To Fuck With Murder Hoboes

Have you ever felt that if you, an NPC, had a chance to issue quest instructions to the adventurers passing through your sleepy little town, you’d be irresistibly tempted to send them spelunking for the Chalice Of Ligma? If so, you can sleep well, because somebody like you sent these innocent fools into this dungeon on a quest for the Hole Of Glory:

glory hole gloryhole gaming meme

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September 30th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Sex Toy, 1952

What did a heavy-duty electric vibrator look like in 1952? Here, I’ll show you:

Don’t try and tell me this wasn’t being marketed for its unlimited orgasmic potential. Just look at that first line of the copy: “Like a magic wand, the spot reducer obeys your every wish…”

From a full page ad in the August 1952 issue of West magazine.

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September 28th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

That Satyr Stole Her Undies!

Honestly, it’s no shame for a young woman of passion and romantic imagination to be seduced by a satyr she chances to meet in the woods. Seduction, after all, is a satyr’s core competence. It’s literally what they do. However, it’s perhaps a little bit humiliating when he runs off with your underthings (is that a chemise?) as a stolen trophy. That’s just rude!

The full artwork (the above is a detail) is titled Le Trophée; it originally appeared in a risque French magazine called Paris Plaisirs. Artist credit is given as “Ch. de Lugo”. There’s a caption “Mas, que dira moman?” — loosely, “What will my mother say?”

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September 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Orientalist Witchy Women: Loving, Fighting

At first glance, this orientalist artwork by Schem looks a bit like a harem catfight to me, although it might just be a vigorous lesbian orgy. It’s hard to say!

The small amount of context I have might tip us toward the orgy theory. The artwork illustrated an article in the June 1938 issue of Le Journal Secret: Review D’éducation Sexuelle. Story title was L’Amour Sorcier chez les Arabes which, going strictly from English cognates, might mean something like “Sorcerer’s Love among the Arabs.” Presumably there’s nuance and connotation I’m missing?

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