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August 25th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Let’s Go Bike Riding

Hey, do you want to go for a nice bike ride on a sunny evening? No? Are you sure?

topless blonde riding a bicycle on a sunny summer evening

This is another photo from the defunct “All Ruth” site.

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August 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

She Commands Attention

The riding crop, presumably, is just to make sure she has these gentlemen’s full attention. I think it’s working:

femdom hypnotist or dominatrix in a slinky dress commanding the attention of a roomful of rich old men

Our commanding woman is from a 1953 issue of This Week magazine. Artist credit is Peter Stevens.

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August 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Chloë Gets Her A Taste

It’s been more than a month since we checked in with Chloë. Surely it’s time for another visit?

chloe licks the ass of a black man while giving him a handjob -- a good salad tossing with analingus

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August 22nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

The Funhouse Perv

I wonder how many of my younger readers may need some explanation of the cultural context behind this mid-20th-century comic postcard?

upskirt voyeur carnival sideshow

Back in the day when most women wore dresses and skirts in public, there was always the risk of a wayward wind catching and lifting her garments, giving a sharp-eyed man a quick glimpse of her in-most-cases-quite-unrevealing underclothes. The blast of air thrust by a moving train from a subway ventilation grate was especially notorious for doing this, but the unpredictable gusty winds along the boardwalk at a seaside resort were a common culprit too. A subway grate air blast provided the context of the famous 1954 movie scene where Marilyn Monroe’s skirts fly up.

Moreover, the “fun house” at a traveling carnival or circus was often rigged with surprise air jets to create this effect for the risque amusement of the attendees. It was a known gimmick, and townie women often played along, wearing sexy underwear and pretending to embarrassment, but in reality posing themselves quite deliberately to tease and amuse their dates. It was good clean fun, but a fellow hanging around too long to perv on the scene might become an object of derision himself, just as we sneer at somebody who lurks in public stairwells trying to get upskirt glimpses or photos.

The funhouse air jets were enough of a cultural icon that they’ve appeared on ErosBlog previously. In this circus cartoon, a horny elephant uses a blast of air from his trunk to flip up a skirt, while an appreciative ringmaster tells a clown that “Bombo got the idea at the Fun House.”

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August 21st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Taking A Pussy Selfie

I mean, if you truly want to get somebody’s attention, taking some pussy selfies or a quick video clip while masturbating in the restroom is very often going to be an effective way to do it:

woman in nice lingerie masturbates and fingers herself while taking cunt selfies

Panels are from Classmates: Claire’s Tale 2 from Dofantasy. Artist is Kittyhand.

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August 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

This Hotel Has Mice!

I feel as if there must have been some sort of French memespace a century ago that conflated “cat and mouse” games with flashlight-bearing women in sexy catsuits. I can’t claim to fully understand it, but we’ve got a cat-suited burglar confronting a mouse in this post and now this “hotel mouse” (?) in an even more revealing outfit:

hotel mouse woman in nipple-revealing skin-tight outfit

Update: Thanks to two commenters, we now know that “souris d’hôtel” is a French idiom for a person who robs hotel guests as their particular criminal specialty.

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August 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Sexbots And Techno-Pussies

clanky gynoid sexbot

There are two highly separate developmental tracks, I think, that advance in parallel as we all wait for the sexbots of the future. Highly-functional gynoid sex toys are coming, so to speak; of this there can be no doubt. It’s just a matter of time and development. A sufficient sexbot will combine visual attractiveness, pleasantly tactile materials, and enough complicated robotics, backed up by algorithmic competence, to operate the “pleasure interfaces”. (Yeah, that’s mostly a fancy way of saying “holes”. Sorry not sorry.)

coin-op handjob machine

Right now, the components of a sexbot comprise two separate market categories. There are sex dolls, which mostly don’t move, and which feature (again, mostly) what we might call “dumb holes” — not much animatronics, not much action, not really all that advanced from rubber dolls of the distant past. In the sex doll business, most innovation seems to be in durability and appearance and materials and in cost-cutting and in improving realism while avoiding the uncanny valley.

sexbot blowjob

Meanwhile, the other track of developmental innovation is the sex toy category usually (but not very attractively) called “male masturbators”. Artificial vaginas, if you’re feeling clinical; pocket pussies, if you’re selling rubber toys in the back of a 1980s porn magazine. For too long, they were not so very different from the relevant amenity you might find in a sex doll, just trimmed down to “that portion that appeals to man’s depravity”, as the poets say.

simple sleeve masturbator with two buttons

I suppose I should confess that I am not genuinely an expert in the most hypermodern and futuristic sex toys on the market in 2022. I never abandoned the editorial stance that ErosBlog adopted in 2002, which was in turn patterned after the print magazines of the time: I am willing to accept review merchandise that’s sent to me, but I don’t promise to actually publish a review unless the merch is interesting and strikes me as good. Long ago, sex toy manufacturers began to expect (and then to demand) more assurances than that; and thus ErosBlog stopped getting review materials.

male masturbator with lots of buttons and flashy lights

With that disclaimer, I am free to say that I think the male masturbator category has enjoyed a recent ferment of development that strikes me as almost futuristic. Plenty of already on-the-market sex toys (like the Leten 708 3RD Masturbator for example) ship with functions that would have seemed like purest science fiction, even just a few years ago. Features like electric warming, pre-programmed erotic audio tracks that moan at you via Bluetooth, and wireless charging, are all pretty amazing.

leten male masturbator

It’s my expectation that sometime soon, these parallel developmental tracks will converge, as sex dolls become something more like fully-functional gynoid sexbots, complete with total-body animatronic motion and mechanically-complex “pleasure interfaces” that exceed the sophistication and pleasure of today’s most advanced hand-held sex toys. We’re not there yet, but it’s not far off.

cowgirl sexbot

Image credits, top to bottom: The clanky gynoid sexbot is by the artist Double Deck. The coin-operated handjob machine is by Tatsuro Karma. The fembot giving a blowjob is from Studio FOW. The simple sleeve masturbator with a couple of buttons is by Yoban. The fancy masturbator sleeve with many LED lights, buttons, and indicators, being deployed by an intent busty woman, is by Butcha-u. And the gynoid-on-top sex animation is by Sumiran.

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