This is absolutely huge good legal news for the adult industry, and an astonishing win for unsympathetic defendant Rob Black of Extreme Associates (also known as the gonzo spitting-and-insult-screaming-and-shoving-dick-down-her-throat-until-she-vomits pornographers). The federal government has been toiling away at putting together a huge obscenity show trial against Mr. Black and some associates of his, with the apparent goal of putting him in jail for a lot of years and then using that conviction to scare the more-responsible mainstream pornography business back into the shadows.

Well, it didn’t work, because the trial judge threw out all the obscenity charges on constitutional grounds, saying:

“We find that the federal obscenity statutes burden an individual’s fundamental right to possess, read, observe and think about what he chooses in the privacy of his own home by completely banning the distribution of obscene materials.

Usual disclaimers apply: trial court, likely to be appealed, ain’t over yet, yadda yadda yadda.

Ironic twist worth noting: Supreme Court Justices Rehnquist, Scalia, and Thomas are owed a vote of thanks for their participation in this outcome. When the Lawrence v. Texas sodomy case (the one declaring that whatever legitimate interest a government may have in trying to impose a moral code, it’s not a good enough reason to intrude into personal and private sexual lives) was decided last year, these justices dissented with the rather sour but extremely accurate observation that the decision “called into question” laws against obscenity — an observation upon which the judge relied heavily in the Extreme Associates case.

Another of the many uses of duct tape, from (who else?) The Bondage Blog. Who knew that taping cute college girls to the dormitory wall was on the list?

I haven’t forgotten about my story of R……just been way too busy for alot of fun. However, to drop a hint as to what’s coming up in future installments, Taken In Hand’s Carlf offers some good advice on dominating a strong woman:

“…a strong woman usually needs a man who is just a little bit stronger than she is. Her dominating man needs to be strong enough to tame her but not so strong that she feels insignificant.”

That sounds exactly right to me.

From the comments at Spanking Bethie, this important wisdom:

“Harem girls are like potato chips: nobody can have just one.”

Hmmmm. Now, where did I put that really big bowl of onion dip?

As a visitor so nicely confirmed in a comment on my post yesterday, the picture is indeed from Burning Man. Nekkid Jim also recommended a stop by his Beastial Hump Camp photo page, which is, um, different. Think “Loch Ness Cock”…..

Anyway, the Cocky Bastard has other kinky playa pix too…..including one that makes me laugh every time I see it. It’s hidden behind the “more” link for this reason: Nymph, you might not want to look!
Yes people, it’s Bondage Bear!

Yup, the infamous Tucker Max, self-described asshole, is in love. And you can sort of see his point:

Then she got competitive, telling me she could beat me at Madden. Whatever; let’s bet. I proposed we bet oral sex–loser goes down on the winner. She quickly agreed. We started talking shit to each other over email, and she wrote what may be the single greatest paragraph ever written by a woman:

“I’m well aware that you are a legend. However, that doesn’t deter me from wiping the floor with you at Madden. I’m just that good. And if you do in fact beat me as you claim? Who cares, I’m still giving you head.”

Then we had this exchange:

Me: “You realize that I can’t lose to you now, don’t you? Nothing personal, I like you now and bet we are going to get along great, but there is no way I lose.”

Her: “I can talk the talk and can back it up as well. I’ve accepted the challenge and the fact that I’ll wreck you in Madden. And like I stated before, I’m still a gracious loser. Only I’ll be wearing a face full of your cum.”

Me: “This has to stop–you are turning me on now.”

Her: “I see nothing wrong with a good facial every now and then. I’ll alternate…swallow and facial. fair enough?”

Yeah…I think I am in love.

Unfortunately, she’s wasted on Tucker.

Yee-ha! I’m not sure how I got started on the Wild West theme lately, but here’s another photo that amuses me a lot:

This image, found at Cocky Bastard, had no explanation with it…..but with the mountains in the background, I’d bet it’s from a Burning Man. I’m fascinated by that penis…..what is it made of? What would it feel like to be riding it like this guy (identified as “Jim”) is doing? It’s way too big to fit in me….but it makes me squirmy and wet anyway.