Bacchus has offered lots of evidence supporting his preference for natural breasts. The last was a sad photo of a pretty woman with an awful boob job. Via Daze Reader I learned that men are, er, plumping their penises with silicone too. The awful photographic evidence is hidden behind this link. What kind of guy would prefer psychological sexual stimulation to getting a blow job, or actual sex? Don’t answer that, on second thought, I don’t want to know.

Now, to soothe your tortured eyeballs, here’s something much better, from Fred at Good Shit:

And remember, people: silicone is for computers, not tits and dicks.

In days of yore, when men were men, and pledges were sore….

I went to a blessedly frat-free college, and this picture is way before my time anyway. So I don’t really know if the whole frat-spanking thing was ever real, or is more an artifact of collegiate legend, writ larger in the nostalgic recollections of drunken alumni.

But I figured Aphrodite and the “more pictures of guys” choir would appreciate these young men bent over in their athletic briefs:

Thanks to Spanking Blog.

And now the Nymph and I are off to catch the train for New Orleans. Mardi Gras here we come!

This is the best link advertising an RSS feed I’ve ever seen:

“Click here to have my big hard blog stuffed lovingly up your RSS”

Who can resist that? So get yourself over to Rentboy Diaries and assume the proper position already! :D

[And, Bacchus, the photo wasn’t found on a gay porn site, despite my terminology suggesting otherwise. Would you consider a nude shot of yourself (your smile can match his any day, you know) “gay porn?”]

If you thought Mel Gibson looked good all painted with woad and shouting “FREEDOM!”, you might approve of this picture just as much:

Personally, I think she’s a lot cuter than Mel Gibson.

From Naked Protesters.

Apologies for the lack of substantial posts lately. When things get busy, I like to fob you off with images, because they are quick and easy. This next one demonstrates the old adage “Many hands make light work.” Or should that be “Many mouths”?

Time for another image…and I really like the smile on this woman’s face:

From the Bondage Blog.

Mistress Matisse and one of her henchmen (the one with all the rope) are having a contest. It’s not for everyone — oh no, Mister Frodo! — but it sounds like it will be fun to watch.