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November 6th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Diverse Amusements

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Took off Thursday night for a road trip, to see a good friend that I haven’t seen since high school. She’s now a mom to three girls (yikes!). Didn’t expect much to happen that was worth mentioning here, but I was–happily!–wrong.

First, the girls are big PowerPuff Girls fans, so episodes were a near-constant backdrop to our conversation. This line caught my attention: “You’ve got to eat it, to beat it.” Turns out they weren’t talking about what I immediately thought of (despite the verbs being backwards), but some evil broccoli-space-aliens. It was actually a pretty clever episode.

My friend and I had lots of fun being giggly and catty. One conversation kept us laughing throughout the evening … I was telling her about my first live-in lover, and how he hated how I dressed in the winter. No, I don’t go in for those cutesy holiday-oriented items … I like wool. I like the feel of it against my skin … but he hated it, said it was too itchy to wear without a lining or layer underneath, and looked horrified, I reported to my friend, “… when I got dressed for work wearing a wool sweater and wool slacks and –gasp!– nothing on underneath!”

Amid giggles, she accused me of having a wool fetish, which set me to wondering (amidst various jokes concerning woollen condoms and the like), is such a thing documented? Fetish Network doesn’t appear to have anything … Trusty Google doesn’t show much either … a funny story that isn’t really on target … Sweaterbabes, which is somewhat closer … could it really be that I have, unknowingly, created a new fetish category? :blush: I doubt it, but it’s an amusing thought nonetheless.

And, since it’s Saturday, a relevant sex ‘toon: The PowerPuff Girls get naughty with Kenny from South Park:

Puff Girls do Kenny

 
November 5th, 2004 -- by Bacchus

A Conversation With The Nymph

Her: “I need to take my shower.

Me: “Why?

Her: “I feel stinky.”

Me (after extensive hands-on investigation): “No you don’t.”

 
November 4th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Something for (Almost) Everyone

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Is this a first here? — Me, a chick, saying, “Sorry it’s so small …” :hehe:

What I’m referring to is this nice shot of a variety of lovelies:

Girls Camp!

To see more pix — and full-size, too! — check out the Girl’s Camp page over at Unique Peek. Not all sexy stuff, but almost all worth a look.

 
November 3rd, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

A Much-Needed Humor Break

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Wow, folks in the online erotic world in the USA are sure down this morning (noticed I learned not to say “bummed”, so you dear Brit-English-speaking visitors won’t get all excited, then disappointed :) ), if my wanderings are representative of the community at large. So, speaking of “at large”, and because it’s obviously sorely needed, I present an amusing diversion:

Unexpected perils of a hard-on

Courtesy of Kurilka, a Russian site. Makes getting some of the ‘toons with text a bit chancy, but they’re still amusing for all those backward Rs.

 
November 3rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus

No Poetry In His Soul

This anecdote proves it. Hunter S. Thompson wrote a few days ago:

When young Bush was at Yale in the Sixties, he told the same joke over and over again for two years, according to some of his classmates. One of them still remembers it:

There was a young man named Green

Who invented a jack-off machine

On the twenty-third stroke

The damn thing broke

And churned his nuts into cream.

Ugh.

Thanks to Barlow for the link.

 
November 2nd, 2004 -- by Bacchus

Two Guys And A Girl

The Twisted Monk has an entertaining guide for ladies, on the complexities of arranging for two guys (at the same time) to fulfill her. He covers all the bases, from the difficulty of finding two guys willing to be that close to each other, to issues of tempo and angles of entry, to … did I mention the issue of finding two guys willing to have their cocks almost touching inside a woman? The Monk has it covered.

 
November 2nd, 2004 -- by Aphrodite

Isn’t She Lovely?

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It was not-so-subtly pointed out to me yesterday that I’ve been featuring more of the “outie” flavor than the “innie” flavor. Well, duh! I like outies more than innies; and Bacchus invited me here in large part because of the success of National Penis Month and his disinterest in searching for penis pix on a regular basis.

But, the customer is always right (nevermind that y’all aren’t paying customers ;) ), so for all those who like the innie flavor better (or who just want a change of pace), I present:


A Dark Beauty

Whew! Found over at the Sensual Liberation Army.

 
 
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