Yahoo News reports that Arnold slept on the couch (figuratively speaking) after his performance at one of those political conventions:

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said on Monday that his speech backing President Bush at the Republican Convention in August resulted in a dramatic cold shoulder from his wife Maria Shriver, a member of the very Democratic Kennedy family.

“Well, there was no sex for 14 days,” Schwarzenegger told former White House Chief of Staff Leon Panetta in an on-stage conversation in front of 1,000 people. “Everything comes with side effects.”

By now y’all know the drill — this is a blog about sex, not politics. A post that touches on both subjects is not an invitation to flog your favored candidate or party in the comments. Although if you actually have pictures of someone flogging your favored candidate, by all means send ’em along!

Hey everybody. Sorry about the long silence. The Nymph and I are on a most excellent driving vacation, and there were technical difficulties with the laptop connection in the first few motel rooms. Not to mention the fact (although here I go mentioning it) that there are better things to do in motel rooms with The Nymph than blog.

We even busted one bed. Yup — one place had an old queen sized bed with a busted-down box spring. It flexed just enough when we bounced on it to slip between the bed frame rails with a horrifying crunch.

Look for regular blogging to resume in a week or so! Meanwhile, I leave you in Aphrodite’s capable hands.

Some vegetables and fruits are highly evocative of body parts. And now that pumpkin-carving season is upon us, we’ll probably see more sexy/amusing takes on that. This carving puts an ass-shaped pumpkin to good use:

Spotted at Rotten.com.

That’s the condition of posting an amusing sex-related Halloween pumpkin carving, but then finding a better one. To wit:

I should have known to (sing it with me!) look for the prurient label … :laugh:

Courtesy of Rotten.com.

After finishing the database project, I thought I’d have plenty of time to do some juicy writing this weekend. But no …. between spending some time with Contender #1 (nice time, no sex yet) and helping a friend with computer problems (don’t get me started), it slipped away.

In addition, the thought of writing out this fantasy leaves me hornier than ever … so, I guess I’m gonna do it. That’s right, I’ve been browsing sex toy sites. I like Sex Toys because they have reviews.

So, at the risk of getting overloaded with TMI, I’m inviting feedback. What products do you like best, and what ones aren’t worth the money? You can leave feedback here, via comments, or (preferably) send me an email. Warning: I can receive email fine, but there’s a glitch in sending, so I won’t be able to reply through email. If you don’t want your email shared here, please say so when you write.

Maybe I should give this quest a catchy slogan …
How about “Help the Pathetic Sex Goddess Buy Her First Toy”? Nah ….
“Lubes for Nubes”? Nope …
“Get the Goddess Off!” Has possibilities. :blush:

Richard over at Amorous Propensities has a bit on sperm for lunch.

Really.

No, not a lunchtime blow job, but puffer fish sperm. It’s a delicacy in Singapore.

Go read the whole thing for the intriguing details.

…from pet store clerks. Yes, really. They see it all:

“Sometimes people come in and buy leashes, and by the look of them, you know they don’t have a pet.”

Thanks to The Bondage Blog for the link.