Ok, now listen up, all you furries with a submissive chicken fetish: Burger King wants you to have it your way. Not news? No, really, it is.

Here’s the deal. There’s a flash website where a man (well, perhaps a man) in a rooster suit will do pretty much whatever you tell him. The Boing Boing crowd has a couple of posts that will help you get the most out of your slave chicken. Apparently, you can get him to do a startling variety of things.

What a strange and wondrous world we live in!

Daze has a very succinct set of links to everything you want to know about the coming War On Porn.

I guess I’d better go buy some ammo.

Here’s a photoblog of phone-cam pictures … of breasts. Hey, why not? CLEAVAGE! It looks like this, if you didn’t know:

Halley’s own post title will tease you better than anything I can write:

Digital Pix of My Big Boobs.

You know you have to go look….

It is often the case that the Nymph snoozes on a bit in the morning after I’m up and drinking my coffee and sitting quietly at my computer. Usually she’s under a flannel sheet, but sometimes she tosses and turns and casts it off. Her resultant state of sleepily abandoned undress is always worth beholding.

I cannot deny a sort of theoretical temptation to take pictures of her like that and show them to you. But That Would Be Wrong.

More to the point, it might make her unhappy, and I’m not going there.

She stirs…

There were Catholics singing outside in the street today. But when I looked, it didn’t look anything like this:

This from Yahoo News is really unfortunate:

Man Pleads Guilty in Mistaken ‘Rape Fantasy’

A California man has pleaded guilty to residential burglary after he set up a meeting with a woman on a rape fantasy Internet chat page, but instead broke into a different woman’s apartment.
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After he entered the wrong apartment, he hit and struggled with the 25-year-old woman inside, who told law enforcement officials she thought she was going to be killed.

The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard’s testicles. Howard then asked for the name the victim used in the chat room and she responded by saying she had never visited a chat room and did not have a personal computer.

My first reaction: Daze is right; some people are too stupid to be fetishists.

My second reaction: There are still people out there, ones who have apartments and electricity, who don’t have personal computers?