February 9th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Gentle Readers, I’ve been trying to play it cool, not pestering you with daily updates of “I love her and I miss her and she’s wonderful but she’s not here and if I have to wait another day I’m gonna explode!” All true, but it makes for boring prose unless you are a much better writer than I am.
But time marches on. She’s packing madly, and she’s going to be back (going to be back here with me!) in a week.
A week! It seems like forever.
I’m still: astounded; deeply honored; blessed; amazed; incredibly lucky; stunned…. You get the idea. It’s brave and incredible, what’s she’s doing for us, so that there can be an “us” without more long interminable months of being apart the way prudent boring people would probably handle this.
A week! Less than a week, I tell you!
February 9th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a funny picture in the best tradition of found pornography. Doggy style tree sex at its best! (Or should that be “puppy style”? Somebody recently called it that in my comments, and there’s a case to be made for the proposition that it sounds even more fun when you put it that way.)
February 8th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Well, not in my suitcase, actually. But it’s not a bad idea. Talk about taking along all the comforts of home!
Anyway, this is from Suitcase Girl.
Thanks to TickleFight for the link.
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February 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a museum-style picture of one of those historical chastity belts with which traveling men were once wont to encumber their wives:
Interestingly, although great and unsanitary lengths (note the viciously toothed slot) were taken to prevent the conception of unauthorized heirs, this device does not include the complete wrap-around iron strap with additional toothed opening at the rear, as was sometimes seen. Apparently the man buying this device was content to prevent good old vaginal sex; if he was concerned about any anal pleasure dalliances with the butler, he didn’t let it influence his purchasing decisions.
February 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
In a story that of course has nothing at all to do with the previous spectacle, comes the news out of Denver that there’s a class action lawsuit afoot against snake oil salesmen penis enlargement product sellers:
A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.
The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in Denver, seeks class-action status to represent an estimated 1 million people who ordered the products in response to advertisements on television, radio and spam e-mail.
“I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant … fraud,” said New York lawyer Brad Corsello, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of Californian Jeffery Horton.
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The lawsuit claims that oils and herbal supplements marketed by Leading Edge under the brand VigRx do not produce the promised permanent enlargement of the penis or cure for erectile dysfunction, among other things. The products cost an average of $110 apiece, according to the lawsuit.
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The California man paid $160 for an order of VigRx Oil after receiving an unsolicited e-mail touting the product, according to his declaration.
“I used the products, but the products had no effect whatsoever,” Horton wrote. “I now feel that I have been cheated out of my money by the sellers of the products. If possible, I would like to prevent the sellers of the products from cheating others as they have cheated me.”
No effect whatsoever? How could a product with a forceful-sounding name like “VigRx Oil” not be effective? Shocking!
Thanks to J. Orlin Grabbe for the link.
February 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Hmmm, apparently “historical” was a term I applied too quickly. Yahoo News reports:
Woman’s chastity belt set off airport security alarm
When a 40-year old British woman set off a metal detector alarm at Athens airport, bemused security staff found that it was caused by a chastity belt she was wearing.
“It happened a few days before Christmas. The metal detector went off and after a further check we found out she was wearing a chastity belt,” airport police official Dimitris Tzouvaras told AFP, confirming a report in the daily newspaper To Vima.
“The woman was allowed to fly on to London on the pilot’s responsibility,” Tzouvaras added Friday.
According to the press report, the woman told police officers her husband had forced her to put on the belt to make sure she had no extra-marital affair during a brief visit to Greece.
February 5th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
OK. This link gets a disclaimer, because it’s way more explicit than I’m in the habit of posting. I mean, like, WAY more. But it’s so unusual, I cannot resist. Proceed at your own risk.
What we got here is a gallery of very close-up shots of a… what’s the non-judgmental word I’m searching for? Ah. Capacious. Yes, this link [now broken and gone, sorry] ought to lead you to pictures of a wide open and very (VERY!) capacious pussy.
Let’s see if those FleshBot weenies have the cojones to pick up this link! (Just kidding, Jonno!)
Gentle reminder to commenters: Be nice. Or keep it to yourself.
