And one box of Ramen in her cupboards, I don’t doubt:

It’s hard to imagine a more embarrassing situation, especially given the impossibility of fleeing the scene:

A RANDY couple on a holiday jet were cheered by 250 passengers when they were exposed bonking in the loo.

The lovers sneaked into a tiny cubicle during a four-hour flight home from Tenerife.

When the 757’s cabin crew noticed it had been engaged for more than 15 minutes, a steward went to investigate.

After hearing grunts and groans through the door, he decided to unlock it from the outside and revealed the naked couple in mid-romp.

One passenger by the loo said: “There was a woman facing the wall and her companion standing behind with his trousers round his ankles.

“When they realised someone had opened the door, they just froze.

“And when it dawned on them that half the aeroplane was watching, their faces went beetroot red.

There were at least 60 of us in stitches. Even the three cabin staff burst out laughing.”

The couple in their late thirties then got a round of applause as they made their way back to their seats.

From The Sun via J. Orlin Grabbe.

Tristan Taormino writes of a class she gave at a swinger convention in the Big Easy:

The transforming moment for me came in my class on G-spot stimulation and female ejaculation when over a hundred people crammed themselves into a small room to hear me talk. I took advantage of the venue and offered a hands-on section at the end of the class. The next thing I knew, women were dropping their drawers, lube was being passed around, and I was moving from one pussy to the next. One woman in her sixties confessed that orgasms eluded her most of the time. When I got done with her, she was coming like a banshee, and her husband was taking notes on my technique. I located the G-spots of more than two dozen women, and made sure to show their partners how to find them.

Nothing like getting right to heart of the matter!

When I enabled comments, I explained “I welcome your comments, but I’m simply not interested in creating a forum for haters, condemnators, repressive creeps, and the like.”

I hate to have to repeat this, but there’s been a few comments consisting of nothing more than condemnatory phrases like “that’s sick” or “that’s wrong.” I’ve been deleting them along with all the spammy “come visit my site” comments, but I’d prefer not to have to do that. Empty condemnation has no place here. I simply refuse to let ErosBlog become a forum for condemning other people’s kinks.

That is all.

I had to share this magazine cover. Terrible Oriental Mink Torturers, yah baby!

You might think that for a guy running a sex blog, I’m oddly reluctant to link to actual porn sites. Of course, there is a reason for this; too many porn sites treat surfers badly. Popups, hostile downloads, link skimming, and blind/misleading links abound. It’s a jungle out there.

But: Isn’t it my job to guide you, my readers, to the few places in the jungle that are actually worth visiting?

As it turns out, there are sites on the internet that specialize is linking to huge piles of free porn. Called “TGPs” or Thumbnail Gallery Posts, these sites consist of link lists to advertising pages for pay sites. The pay sites themselves may suck, and often do, but the advertising pages (called galleries) usually have an enticing collection of free photographs or movies.

Now, most TGPs treat surfers like dirt. The worst offense is link skimming; these TGPs will list an enticing collection of galleries, but when you click the link, a script grabs you and dumps you on some other page entirely (usually another TGP, sometimes somewhere in pop-up-hell land). Links which lie about their destination are another common problem. Popups are also common, as is deliberately-bad page design so that you’ll click on the ads because you can’t find the content.

Fortunately, there are exceptions. The Hun’s Yellow Pages is the most, and most justly, famous: it’s a huge daily list of descriptive text links to free porn pages. The Hun has been at this since the internet was a puppy, and his page is as clean as a whistle. And there are others. I look for TGPs with frequent updates, an honest text link or thumbnail picture that shows you what you are getting, lack of popups on the TGP page, and, of course, a good selection of links to free porn. But most of all, I look for TGPs which respect their visitors and are surfer friendly.

Having found a few such over the years, I’ve decided to list half a dozen over in the blogroll bar under the heading “Piles of Free Porn”. The list may grow, and it will likely change from time to time. Enjoy!

Some wonderful orgasm faces in this hilarious musical vibrator advertisement. “O come, all ye faithful…“

2021 update: Flash is dead, long live Flash! View the old flash file via emulation at this Internet Archive page.