OK, in case any of you failed to notice, this is the second day in a row that’s longer than the one before it. The winter solstice is behind us, the sun has been freed from its cave, and we now have this to look forward to:

Here’s a link featuring video of an impossibly sweet partial striptease by a young lady for (presumably) her boyfriend. She addresses the camera at the end, warning him not to share. Alas, he appears not to have been worthy of her trust, or of her for that matter.

I’ll confess the link title and on-page caption (terming her a “dancing slut”) make me grumpy. There’s nothing slutty about her sweet gesture, and there’s no reason to think she’s one of these women (like several on my blogroll) who are knowingly laying claim to whatever positive connotations the word has for them. It’s an excellent piece of video with a crappy subtitle. Grrr.

A new (to me) blog called Japaneze (dead link removed) — full of kinky links and small observations, like this one:

Latex examination gloves – every bedroom should have a box. Sadly, some people have a latex allergy and so miss out on the pleasure of rolling on a glove, letting the latex grip your skin before rubbing vaseline on the fingers and probing into a deep dark and tight hole. You know, using latex sometimes just makes it easier for both partners.

Is your Christmas season shaping up to be merry and, er, gay? If so, you won’t want to miss this Christmas greeting from BJ’s Gay Porno Crazed Ramblings.

You’ll remember the recent dildo bust in Texas. Well, Violet Blue has the solution:

Sell a vibrator, go to jail. That’s the message Texas authorities are sending people who dare to offer consenting adults tools to enhance sexual pleasure — buzzing pink plastic battery-operated novelties, natch. Joanne Webb, a former fifth-grade teacher and mother of three, was in a county court in Cleburne, Texas, on Monday to answer obscenity charges for selling the vibrator to undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple in search of a sex aid. Webb, a saleswoman for Passion Parties of Brisbane, faces a year in jail and a $4,000 fine if convicted. “What I did was not obscene,” Webb said. “We have a real problem with drugs in our schools,” she said, “and they’re using our narcotics officers to entrap me for selling a vibrator.”

Obviously, a bust of this nature sends a call of alarm to us in the dildo-slinging biz — clearly, Texas authorities have never experienced the mind-bending, fist-clenching, hallucination-inducing orgasms made possible by a trusty and reliable vibrator. I’m answering that call by declaring a State of Orgasmic Emergency for all Texas authorities, and urging readers to participate in an Orgasms for Texas Authorities Drive. I urge each reader to buy one vibe, and give it (whatever you do, don’t sell it to them) to the needy Narcotics Task Force at the Johnson County Sheriff’s Office, Administration Building 1102 E. Kilpatrick, Cleburne TX, 76021. Just think — three pennies a day for one year (like the year Joanne Webb might spend in jail) could be all it takes to give an inexpensive Low Rider and end this tragic state of emergency.

Violet has more commentary on her blog. But I can’t recommend that you buy the vibes from Violet’s employer, because those usually-worthy wenches refused to include her suggestion in their marketing letter, which she writes.

I assume that this is totally innocent. However, when I saw it in a store just now I just about died laughing. Ladies and gentlemen, I present berry-flavored Rimming Sugar:

For your rimming pleasure, also available in citrus.

This is just too funny. Plus, for some reason it makes me want to start singing “If I Had A Hammer”:

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