July 28th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Since Jezebel got the ball rolling yesterday, I might as well give in and make this “Spanking Monday”. A new spanking blog to add to the blogroll: The Collar Purple. Invidia over at Collar Purple has a birthday spanking coming up, and The Boss (her husband and dom) has a poll up soliciting input on which implements he should use. Right now “hand” is winning, but there’s quite a list of options. Vote early and often!
Meanwhile, SpankBoss over at Spanking Blog found this story about birthday spankings:
My birthday spanking this year was a grab bag affair. While some went for a conservative slap and tickle, a few tried to outdo all the others with their well-wishing whacks (some of my friends are very competitive). And, yes, a rosy handprint lingered the next day to remind me I was one year older and that I have the best friends!
And a good time was had by all.
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July 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Found another fun blog today. Jezebel can’t decide if she’s sweet or wicked. Perhaps it depends on the time of day. Right now she’s corrupting innocent Catholic youth, a noble pursuit.
However, if she keeps complaining about how many days it’s been since she had sex, at a time when that number is not in the triple digits, I’m going to have to track her down and give her a good brisk spanking. As she says herself:
As I’m not a three-eyed hunchback, it is not that difficult for me to initiate a sexual encounter with a member of the opposite sex. Seriously, folks, any girl over the age of 18 (age negotiable?) can have sex anytime they want to as there is always a man willing to stick their male member into a warm, wet hole. As long as you weigh under, oh, 325 lbs, don’t have too much facial hair, and can grunt at the appropriate times, it is quite easy for a woman to obtain sex.
Haven’t you ever heard the expression, “women get laid when we want to, men get laid when we let them”?
July 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
You’ve seen spit bubbles, right? Well, apparently the American porn industry thought that was an idea worth borrowing, with an appropriate transformation into the realm of bukkake. Another image that you must affirmatively click to view. We have our standards here at ErosBlog! (Namely, low and variable.)
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July 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Here’s an image of three fetchingly half-naked but intoxicated-looking young ladies standing around a men’s urinal, attempting (with marked lack of success) to use it from a range of about three feet out. Click through if you want to see — I’d hate for bathroom imagery to spoil anyone’s Sunday brunch.
July 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Some time ago I posted a picture of this medal because of its vivid artwork of a woman on her knees and bound to a huge erect phallus. Now a reader has passed on the following information about the medal:
This medal was issued by the satirical medallist Karl Goetz entitled “Die Wacht am Rhein” (The watch on the Rhein). It is a protest against sending black colonial French troops to occupy the Rhein territory, and the sexual excesses which that brought about.
Rev: A naked woman tied to a phallus with a soldiers hat on top. Leg: Die Schwarze schande (The black shame) Dated 1920
It is interesting to note that the same medal was issued the following year with the woman tied to a post, with a baby lying at its base.
July 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a new statue that we really really need for Washington, DC. Wouldn’t this be an ideal backdrop for John Ashcroft’s podium-thumping speeches?
July 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
From a coffee klatch account at Merripan’s Note, this good-natured and ever-so-mature observation:
Kate and I had a few off-to-the-side conversations of our own about our own respective issues, and we came to the conclusion that, in general, boys are stupid, and they need to have rocks thrown at them. So there, neener-neener.
Sounds to me like these ladies need to get together with Doxie, who is of the “tie them to trees” school of thought.
