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Dildos From Fourteen Thousand Years Ago

Tuesday, January 13th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

What did dildos look like 14 kilo-years ago? Mashable offers this picture, and a few others even older:

prehistoric stone, bone, and ivory dildos from 12,000 BCE

The article also tells us that squeamish archaeologists have been in the habit of referring to phallic artifacts as “batons”, or in the case of the ones from 30,000 years ago, “ice-age batons.” Now I’m picturing “ice-age orchestras” and “ice-age parades” — damn you, squeamish archaeologists!

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Tamper? I’ll Show You Some Tampering!

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Maybe it’s just me, but if I saw this needlework in the kitchen, I’d construe it as a positive invitation to tamper:

bun tampering for the win!

At this very moment, you can actually buy this item from The Inverted Eye, self-described as “subtly kinky vintage items and discrete fetish antiques”. It feels like a very-nicely curated collection of select thrift store goodies, to be honest, but the more you browse, the more you start thinking “hmm, this yard sale is more … interesting … than most.” Bakelite enema syringe, anyone?

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Fucking Machines Present and Past

Sunday, October 12th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Vikki has just discovered Fucking Machines — and she’s fascinated. This is a porn site that’s taken “fun with power tools” to a whole new level. (They also have a site featuring guys using the same machines – the bluntly named Butt Machine Boys.)

Vikki, where were you when I first posted pictures of some of these fucking machines? Just think, if you had been a faithful ErosBlog reader back then you would have known about them seven whole months ago!

Not that the idea is new. I’m sure this steam powered model (complete with carefully filed rivet heads for her pleasure) was a big seller in the 1903 Sears Catalog:

antique fucking machine with rivets

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