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Steve Tripped Over The Limber Stick

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Let the record reflect that on August 18, 2017, the Gray Lady Herself the New York Times referred (in the voice of op-ed columnist Frank Bruni) to the act of autofellatio by the adept circumlocution “a limber act of self-gratification.” Well played!

He [Trump] opened the White House door wide to unmoored and unserious people, most recently Anthony Scaramucci, who, during his nanosecond as communications director, disparaged Bannon as someone engaged primarily in a limber act of self-gratification.

For those who missed it, the actual Scaramucci quote Bruni is gesturing at (with whatever degree of délicatesse we see there) was:

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

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The Archbishop Can Suck It

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 -- by Bacchus

religious autofellatio gargoyle carving

The image above comes from a breezy-but-detailed investigation of the phenomenon of autofellatio through the ages, as written by C. Brian Smith for Mel Magazine. In A Cultural History of Men Sucking Their Own Dicks, Smith shares the archbishop-autofellatio corbel photograph with this explanation:

A statue of Archbishop of Cologne Konrad von Hochstaden blowing himself sits atop the 14th-century Cologne City Hall. Some say the archbishop was unpopular among stone-carvers because he put a large tax on “hops” in beer so they created the statue in defiance. Others believe it’s a modern incarnation (circa 1950) meant to replace a statue destroyed during World War II. If so, the modern sculptor was having a laugh at the expense of his employers and future generations. Either way, gargoyle sculptures like this were known to be self-indulgent jokes by the artists of the day.

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Whatever Happened To Doctor Infinity, Autofellator?

Sunday, July 16th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

Doctor Infinity the auto-fellator

The Rialto Report has a ridiculously complete rundown on Doctor Infinity, the first and most notorious autofellatio-artist in porn:

About half way through the film ‘Every Inch A Lady’ (1975), something strange happens. Even by the standards of a New York adult film.

In this scene, a slim man in his mid 20s is introduced as ‘Joe Blow’. He is shown into the office of a madame, Crystal Laverne (played by Darby Lloyd Raines), but after tiring of waiting for her to finish her phone call, he takes the matter into his own hands. Quite literally as it turns out.

He strips naked, climbs on top of a table, lies on his back, flips his legs in the air, and proceeds to play the pink bassoon until he ejaculates. Did I mention he also inserts a cucumber in his behind whilst doing this?

Crystal stares in shock, whilst her swishy assistant Charlie (played by Kurt Mann) watches in disbelief — before declaring: “Now that’s entertainment!”

The actor, it turns out, takes his self-loving very seriously; his life turned into a long quest to make a movie of himself “doing his thing” and then trying to get it to Spain so he could show it to his artistic hero, Salvador Dali. Along the way and to make money for the trip, he took a job babysitting for John Lennon and Yoko Ono, but he got fired for the inevitable reason:

To raise money to go to Spain, he got work for Yoko Ono as a nanny to Sean Lennon. But I heard he was fired from there for showing his party trick.

I said to him “I hope you didn’t show Sean your trick?”

He said “Oh I did. That’s what got me fired”.

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Autofellatio On A Paisley Couch

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016 -- by Bacchus

I once had a girlfriend who claimed — in the early phase of our relationship when she was still bothering to act seductive — to be “flexible, innovative, and curious.” It was a good line that would have been even better had it been more true. But this guy? I think he could make the same claim with better veracity:

vintage auto-fellatio

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Autofellatio: A Rare Sighting

Friday, October 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Rarely seen in the wild, autofellatio nonetheless is a real thing:

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Autofellatio, Again

Monday, January 3rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus

This is the most persuasive autofellatio photo I have yet encountered on the internet. That’s one flexible and enthusiastic young man.

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