Bachelor Bliss

Saw this circulating without attribution on social media:

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and whiskey and had loads of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END.

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