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Teddy “The Bear” Cruz

Tuesday, March 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

According to Twitter, this is a giant wall sticker currently visible in San Antonio:

ted cruz as a proud boy and leather daddy bear in BDSM harness with riding crop

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Bare For The Bear

Monday, January 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

I have only one piece of advice for this bare-chested novel-cover heroine: run!

bear, a novel

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Bonnie’s Alaskan Bear

Thursday, March 30th, 2017 -- by Bacchus

bonnie is about to shoot a bear with a dumb little machine pistol in Alaska italian pulp fumetti comic

The artwork above is from the cover of something called Gangster Story Bonnie: Alaska! and all I can say about is that I hope that little zip-gun Bonnie’s pulling up out of the snow does the job for her and takes down her rampaging grizzly bear. Not so much because I care whether Bonnie gets eaten by the bear in this pulp tale (I presume she does not) but because that little shred of fur she’s wearing that doesn’t cover her right nipple isn’t going to get her through the winter. She’s going to really need that bear hide, bye-and-bye!

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Snow Bears

Monday, January 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

If there’s a winter storm happening where you are, then please remember to watch out for snow bears:

snowy bear

From BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings.

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If You Go Out In The Woods Today…

Saturday, May 15th, 2010 -- by Dr. Faustus

Bacchus recently ran a post showing a bear and man in what used to be known as a compromising position. From this image he drew the lesson “Surprise buttsecks is a risk to which nobody is immune.” No doubt, though my own delving is leading me to the more general conclusion that bears are really, really wont to misbehave.

bad bear, no strumpet

Via Janitor of Lunacy.

 
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