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Big Dildo: Will It Fit?

Monday, July 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

My father was a shade tree mechanic, back in the pre-internet days when such men spent a lot of time buying the wrong parts and taking them back to the auto parts store. I used to ask him “do you think this one will fit?” And his optimistic answer, always, was “We’ll make it fit, son. We’ll make it fit. Just get a bigger hammer!”

huge dildo with facets and sharp-looking edges is lined up ready to be inserted into a stretchy anus

The Kink.com shoot Horny Russian Anal Slut features not one, not two, but three huge dildos (plus a similarly-sized strap-on). Will they all fit up Sasha’s wonderfully-capacious ass? Of course you know the answer: “We’ll make it fit!”

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If It Fits…

Sunday, November 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

You’d be amazed what a motivated woman can fit in her cunt. Porn has cured me of amazement, but not of respect!

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Tantus Sex Toys

Saturday, June 27th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

This week I learned that my favorite sex toy store carries a dizzying array of Tantus sex toys, including butt plugs, dildos and dildo harnesses, cock and ball toys, and BDSM implements.

The most eye-catching would have to be the immensely huge Tantus Hoss dildo:

tantus-hoss-giant-silicone-dildo

Introducing the silicone dildo of your dreams: The Tantus Hoss. Hoss is by far Tantus’ largest dildo coming in at over 12 solid inches with a 2.75 inch diameter. This is an advanced sex toy for people who know what they want and demand finest quality from products they put in their bodies.

Made of 100% medical grade platinum silicone, Hoss is hypoallergenic and phthalate free. You can easily clean him by putting him in a mild bleach solution or on the top shelf of your dishwasher and is perfect for those with sensitive skin.

Another popular item is the Bend Over strapon dildo “starter kit” that Tantus makes for people interested in pegging and such:

tantus-bend-over-strapon-dildo-starter-kit

Is there someone in your life who is curious about strapping it on, but doesn’t know quite where to begin? Well, we have the perfect starter kits! Everything a beginner and intermediate sensuous player would need to strap it on is included in this package.

This strap-on harness is low-riding with a fuzzy velvet front and highly adjustable nylon straps. The kit has 2 color coordinated dildos. These hypoallergenic silicone dildos are shaped and sized appropriately for those just beginning anal play adventures.

A powerful variable-speed mini-vibe sits in a secret pocket behind the dildo to give the wearer an extra jolt of fun. The straps are adjustable, fitting up to 50″ hips. The 1½” O-ring can be exchanged for play with other sized dildos (sold separately). Washable, smart, and sexy. Bottom line: this is one hot strap-on package!

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Suck It, Girl

Saturday, June 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Perhaps I’m just a poor innocent, but the proportions of this strap-on dildo strike me as ambitious, no matter what its intended orifice:

girl preparing to deep throat a huge strap-on rubber dick

Of course, the ALS girls are known to the far corners of the earth for their enthusiasm and cheerful approach to substantial insertion projects…

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Ambition

Monday, August 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

“Damn, honey. I think we’re going to need some more lube…”

shortage of lube, plenty of ambition

From Explicite Art.

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