Boobies!

Did you ever wonder why a blue collar man will put 800k miles on a truck? Just drive that thing into the fucking ground? It’s all for the joy of seeing “BOOBIES” on the odometer:

When I was a very young lad and calculators with seven-segment displays were still pretty new, somebody published a whole children’s humor book of numbers you could display that said amusing things if you tried to read them as words instead of numbers. I didn’t turn it up in a few minutes of searching Google and the Internet Archive, but I don’t remember the title, so. If you remember it, or its title, or can find a link to it, please share! (However I am pretty sure that BOOBIES was not in that book.)

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Worst Birthday Card Ever

For a 13-year-old girl? Seriously? This is so awful, on so many levels, my brain refuses to parse it:

Source: @cheesyhel on Twitter

Slow Sunny Afternoon

So in this story, it all starts when the Pretty Girl character (played by Alyssa Branch) stared out her window at a bright summer afternoon. And she was not amused. In fact, she was bored. “Cletus, I’m bored.” Whatever is there to do?

Then she thought of something to do, and she was transformed:

Pictures courtesy of Little Mutt.

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The Flashing Tourist

I don’t know which illuminated-for-the-tourists ruin that is our lovely traveler is standing in front of, but I’ll give her this, she knows how to liven up the vacation honeymoon photos:

Found on Tumblr.

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