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Worst Birthday Card Ever

Friday, December 7th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

For a 13-year-old girl? Seriously? This is so awful, on so many levels, my brain refuses to parse it:

Youre 13 today!  If you had a rich boyfriend, hed give you diamonds and rubies.  Well, maybe next year you will -- when youve bigger boobies!

Source: @cheesyhel on Twitter

 

Slow Sunny Afternoon

Thursday, November 1st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

So in this story, it all starts when the Pretty Girl character (played by Alyssa Branch) stared out her window at a bright summer afternoon. And she was not amused. In fact, she was bored. “Cletus, I’m bored.” Whatever is there to do?

Alyssa Branch is bored

Then she thought of something to do, and she was transformed:

Alyssa Branch takes off her top and plays with her breasts ... not bored any more!

Pictures courtesy of Little Mutt.

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The Flashing Tourist

Monday, September 6th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I don’t know which illuminated-for-the-tourists ruin that is our lovely traveler is standing in front of, but I’ll give her this, she knows how to liven up the vacation honeymoon photos:

tourist flasher

Found on Tumblr.

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